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SP you are insane that is why I luv you you crazy southerner! I dont know though about the older men being able to read your eyes though... My man makes my eyes roll back in my head when he is taking care of me... Mmmmm I can wait for him to get home 116 more days and counting!

he is the one in the very front with the pig on his shirt

It made me ball... I have another six months. I think that the military wives on here should start a club or a message board or something.

I know how you feel my husband has been away now for 4 months... Before that he was gone for eight months and then home for three... I have a two year old son that is driving insane literally and I think I have developed a tic! I work forty hours a week and go to school and take care of my son but I still feel like a shitty mom. I am terrified of my husband coming home because it is like we have to re introduce each other to ourselves. Does that make sense? I get to talk to him all the time but still... I love him so much I just want to be the woman he deserves. I am in aww that a man like him loves me (and he does even with the tic lol). I am just trying to take it day by day. If your husband loves you he wont care how big you are but if it is your weight is really bothering you when he gets back why dont you guys start to go to the gym together. This will give you guys time together away from the kids. And when you get back from the gym you can always prretend that you are sore and need a massage. Thats what I do lol it always ends up goooood... Oh and by the way i ran a in home day care too. It blows nough said. I hope that all goes well!

Okay, I am soooo turned on by older men.... I am twenty three and I have a thing for men in their mid forties. There is just something so hot about a man that is in really good shape and just starting to go gray and has that air about him that he is in control. I work at a bank so I see a lot of guys in that age range. I am happily married and would never ever cheat on my husband but as soon as I see a a hot forty year old I instantly think what he would be like in bed. The hottest guy ever though would have to be McSteamy on Greys Anatomy. That is a perfect example. It gives me chills just thinking about it. LOL I cant wait for my husband to hit forty! I always wonder what a man that age would say if I told them what I was thinking about them... OOOOH how I love to day dream!

The picture with the shirt off is a pic that my husband sent me from deployment... So you can understand why I am ready for him to come home! lol God he is gorgeous! I am one Damn lucky woman.

I know that there has to be some military members in here... I was wondering if any one else thought that when significant other came home from deployment that that is the most mind blowing all time best sex ever! My husband comes home in two months and the anticipation (sp) is already killing me!!!!1 What are yall's stories of the best sex situations ever!

I have a very close friend that has a problem with planned sex.... Her husband makes her have sex every other night and if they dont he keeps a tally of how much sex she owes him! I like the couple they are like family but sometimes I want to scream at the man why do you think your wife hates having sex! I told her that how can she expect to have a healthy sexual relationship with her husband when she cant tell him that she hates him calling the shots like that about sex...

I call my husband love bunny when no one else is around.... LOL I think that if he thought any one new about it he would kill me! haha he is 6'0 200 pounds of muscle but he is the sweetest most caring gentle man I know so one day it popped out of my mouth and stuck! But in public it is baby. He calls me sweet pea.

What do 9 volt batteries and womens' assholes have in common? At one point in a mans' live he is going to lick both...

One of my girlfirends sent me this and I had to share... Kind of makes you wonder what the front looks like???

My husband is in the gone tdywith the military and wont be back until Jan 11... Does anybody have any advise as to how to keep us happy? I think that he will be okay sexually but I on the other hand can only get an orgasm from him! I have never been able to get my rocks off! I feel like I am in for a long frustrating for months. Does anyone have any tips? Is there anything that I can do for him being soooo far away I would love to hear your creative ideas!

When I was pregnant I didnt want my husband to touch me at all even for a hug... It lasted for about three months and I have a pretty high sex drive! My husband just could not understand that it wasnt that I didnt love him it was just I literaly made my skin crawl to be touched by him! That sounds really really bad doesnt it? I think that this has to do with insane hormone levels. Anyway I will put it to you like this do you want to get it on when you have the flu? She probably feels ugly too even though she is beautiful! I would try to do little extras for her. Make her a bubble bath wash her hair for her paint her toe nails and a personal fav shave her legs for her. You wouldnt believe how hard it is to do that pregnant! Make her feel loved in a non sexual way and I bet that it will make her want to thank you in a sexual way... Good luck and Congrats on the Baby

I come from a white family... My family is not rascist at all. But before I got the sex talk I got the blue jays fly with blues jays robins fly with robins but they are all still birds. I still remember the look on my dads face while he was talking about it... Anyway now that I am older I dont think that I could be with a different "race" I literally look at a black man like I would a woman I can say that they are beautiful but I am not attracted to them. Does that make me a bad person? I dont think so because how can you be mad at some one for not being attracted to another person! On the other had people that are in interracial relationships always have the most beautiful children!

I know this is going to sound really gross she might have a chronic yeast infection... Has she ever been to the gyno? She should go because she is sexually active and because she is hopefully eighteen or older. IF she is nervous about asking her parents to take her she can just make up a lie about being itchy parents arent allowed in the room so she could also ask for birth control while she is in there too. Doctors cant tell her parents anything! IF it is an std she could get it taken care of...