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"The Hunt Brothers are proof that anyone can become a millionaire. All you have to do is start out a billionaire." - Johnny Carson. (The Hunt Brothers were billionaires who got greedy and tried to corner the silver market in the 70's and into the 80's, and lost their shirts.)

"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willling to die." - Johnny Carson

First man: "Married men live longer than single men."

Second man: "It just seems longer."

- unknown

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I Swear, It wasnt me...

Unless, It was a Good Thing...

Then, I did it twice...

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"I am never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken." - unknown

"I have never been lost. But I was bewildered for three days once." - Daniel Boone (quoted various ways in various sources, but I liked this way the best)

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Interviewer: Mr. Bank President, Sir, how did you get to be so successful?

Bank President: Two words.

Int: And what are those words, sir?

BP: Right Decisions.

Int: And how do you know how to make right decisions, sir?

BP: One word.

Int: And what is that word, sir?

BP: Experience.

Int: And how do you get experience, sir?

BP: Two words.

Int: And what are those words, sir?

BP: Wrong Decisions!

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Interviewer: Mr. Bank President, Sir, how did you get to be so successful?

Bank President: Two words.

Int: And what are those words, sir?

BP: Right Decisions.

Int: And how do you know how to make right decisions, sir?

BP: One word.

Int: And what is that word, sir?

BP: Experience.

Int: And how do you get experience, sir?

BP: Two words.

Int: And what are those words, sir?

BP: Wrong Decisions!

LOVE THIS!

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