Tyger Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 While at work, many of us have had conversations that started out innocently enough, but a word or phrase turned it into a sexual-sounding conversation. Please share some of your funnies! I have a great one, but I want to read some others first. Yeah. I'm soooooo like that! LOL :-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thurisas Posted July 24, 2012 Members Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Said to a transportation operator asking us to take an early delivery. "Sure, we'd be happy to take the load." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted August 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 Apparently, when I'm on the phone discussing business, my voice changes. I had to go into the security office to make a phone call at a retailer I worked for. There was one security officer in there. They kept the room dark so they could watch the video monitors better. after I hung up the phone, the security officer told me that next time he knew I was coming in, he'd light a candle to set the mood. LOL So, every so often, I'd call him in his office (we flirted all of the time, but never went ant further) and huskily ask him a question, or tell him to watch someone. LOLthem there was the time where I was in some training for a new software program, but the "class" was being held via phone conference. At the end, the guy asked if we had any questions, & I just said thanks, but I'll learn more once I go & explore the program more on my own. The guy on the phone said "oh yes. I always recommend that you just go in & play with it & see what happens & just have fun with it." I swear, it took every ounce of willpower not to run with that!!! Or not to bust out laughing! I think I have a scar on my tongue from biting it so hard, :-) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoveBitten Posted October 13, 2012 Members Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Working as a nurse means roughly half the conversations between me and my co-workers sounds dirty, especially out of context, (and some times very much so in context,) if not much more than that. xD We have some pretty sick senses of humor, but you kind of need one to get through some of the stuff we do each day. Sadly, no, I can't think of anything specific to share, but I'll see if I can remember for next time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cyn Posted October 22, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I work in middle school so all I have to say is "balls" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted March 31, 2017 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Was talking to one of our drivers...you have to come over and tie it down 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted August 3, 2017 Members Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 I am kinky as fuck. Were I a bit as fucked up as I am now I'd be "Don't listen to me fellas............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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