Members whiskeywoman Posted April 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 An elderly couple was sitting on their front porch swing watching the sunset.Out of nowhere the woman swung and smacked her husband in the face." Woman, are you crazy? what the hell was that for?!"She replied "Thats for 40 years of bad sex!"about a half an hour later the man swung and smacked his wife in the face."You crazy old fool, what the hell was that for?" she asked"Thats for knowing the differance!" he said 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cyn Posted October 22, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Oh wow. That's good. Don't blame her though 40 yrs is a long time of bad sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted January 4, 2017 Members Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Well those that know me here will believe it when I say there was about 4 seconds went by before I chuckled. I do understand the sentiment. BTDT. Since I don't have 40 years I don't mean to miss one blessed minute. I got a date for Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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