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DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to

a very attra ctive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried..

'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your

children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell

you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but

they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,

and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and

defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me

that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made

for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid

you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing

that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you ha ve had

for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you

don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't

wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the

expensive boutique and don't wear be cause someone at work has a pair the

same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my

understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with

tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your

wife doesn't use?"

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LOL

ohhhh poor guy!

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LOL

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I don't get the joke.:huh:

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