The best way I found to get myself off...hmmm, this is something I've been doing all my life. I try to improve on my technique all the time. When I masturbate, it HAS to be anal. I can get vaginal pentration any ol' time. Bananas are a fave; nice and sleek and curved just right, pair that with a vibrator. OMG!! Clit stimulation AND anal penetration?? Gets no better! All I need now is a vibrating banana and I'm set for life. Quite by accident I discovered a little mustache shaver that doubles a great pussy shaver/clit vibrator. When I trimmed my ex's face, I loved telling him he was getting double trimmed...lol Doesn't matter if I'm invovled or not, masturbating is a part of who I am.