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Hi scottp, and welcome to Too-Timid! You've definately found the best place to get the answers to your questions. There are some great product reviews on this site and the moderators know their stuff. I prefer toys that require three to four batteries; micro-butterfly and jelly-covered vibrating eggs are some of my favorites! I also try to stay away from hard plastic type. I've burned up a few vibrators myself and sometimes they need a break !

The angry preacher... The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!" No one moved. The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!" Again all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."

When your man is hard and he makes it "stand" at attention...then release, then "stand", then release. Not sure how many repetitions. It works for my SO and my husband did it for years and I've "heard" it hardly ever goes down. It's worth a shot.

The ONLY TIME I use the word frustrating is when I can't get off! I like the way you think. Toys are certainly a way to achieve your goals. Don't worry about liking your toys more than actual sex, it'll never happen. Why limit yourself to ONE friend, buy yourself a 'couple' of friends. There are some great product reviews on this site. Just relax and you'll reach climax and once you've found your special spot, give it hell!

Years 35, 36, 37, 38 & 39 were the best years so far. Give 'em all you got, sister. Have him do dick excersises to keep up with the new you.

I used to freak out too! I was so tense and just the thought of trying it again would make me more tense. The hardest part of anal (to me) was getting the head of my husbands' cock into my anus. Oh, it hurt and I would tell him to hurry and take it out. Then one time, I collected all my courage and said, "Okay, I'm gonna do it this time." And I did and have never looked back. The main thing to remember is JUST RELAX. Let it happen and you will LOVE IT.

I could have written that myself. I have a long time fantasy wish of two guys with me doing DP. My first experience with two men was well, memorable, but too young and inexperienced. But now, being more experienced, mature and hungry for DP, I have two people I think would be perfect. EXCLUDING my boyfriend. He has expressed the desire to watch. I've asked both men, a good friend of ours and my estranged husband. They both seem interested.....Now, I'm not sure about timing. I really would love to do this first before including my BF as an on-looker. However, the guilt would kill me, for I believe in complete openness and honesty. And this troubles me too. I would hate for my estranged husband to feel like he was put on the spot. Although his sexual desires are very similar as mine and he was in my first and only male three some, I'm not sure how he would handle it. This is a fantasy that I want to have without any issues. I really don't want to find two guys that are willing that I don't even know, but that would definately put the feelings issue to rest. If this fantasy were to come true, it would be fun to make it a habit and then my BF could "see" all he wanted.

Okay, so I was ten.

I can remember finding my dad's nudie magazine like it was yesterday. It was summer break and I went to work with him and had a girlfriend tag along. He had to go to the office on the hill and left us there alone and of course not LOOKING for what we found, it was great finding it. Right to the ADULT FORUMS and I've been hooked ever since. That was 1976. You do the math. I'm forty now I love ADULT FORUMS. I think a healthy attitute is also required with a healthy sex life and if you've taken the time to write, I'm sure you have both. Relax, it'll be alright. Just don't show embarrasment. Or act like it's a forbidden subject. My mom wouldn't let me see ANY sexual ed classes the school offered and I think I turned out alright. I have a porno collection most men are envious of.

Spanking IS a turn on and quite fun. When I was teaching my SO some "Spanking" guidelines, unfamiliar territory to him, I offered these tips: NEVER spank on JOINTS, HIPS OR BONES. Use your imagination on devices (kitchen gadgets offer an endless supply) and one of my all-time favorites is a ceiling-fan blade. There is something about the sound of balsa wood and the smacking of my ass that makes me giggle. Remember, it is spanking not swatting, so be gentle (at first) till you feel comfortable with it then increase it's intensity. Also, make sure there are no splinters or rough edges. Another fool-proof device is the hand. Have your wife cup her hand rather than flat when she spanks you. And don't forget to return the favor.....Have fun and I think it's great that you are experimenting in this area.

The joy of squirting!!! Hehe My SO teases me about needing his goggles! We were house-sitting for my dad a few months ago and in our departure as we were straightening up my room, there appeared to be vanilla ice-cream drips on the mirror (across the room) and at first had no idea where they came from. THEN it dawned on me! THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SQUIRTERS!!!

Wow! That looks worth trying! Reminds me of my fuck-buddy from my teenage years whom I lovingly called, BIG DICK ROB! At that young age, I didn't know the first thing about how to handle such an enormous rod, let a lone suck on it. And he was HARD AS CONCRETE. Oh how I wish he were STILL my fuck-bud. I KNOW I could handle it now...... Thanks for the memories!!!!

Ohhhhh! Most definately!!! I love giving my SO multiple blow jobs. "If he's up to it!" Our SO are from the same school of broadcasting.... Q: Sex b4 or after marriage?

Awwww, the tanning bed.... Fond memories. I used to tan frequently and it seemed the two went hand in hand !

Summer of fifth grade and my girl friend Kim and I were experimenting with Pepsi bottles. I was 16 or 17 when I learned how to Masturbate. My close friend I lovingly (long for) call BIG DICK ROB, came over to my apt. BDR was my FUCK BUDDY. SIGHHHH!!! One thing led to another. Standing in my livingroom passionately kissing, he put his hand down my shorts and started stimulating my clit. BDR said that I would have an O and to relax. Yeah, Right! Well, with some more rubbing and kissing and grinding into his hand, POW! Took my breath away. So, from then on it was my personal duty to PERFECT this TECHNIQUE.....I couldn't do it enough. UNUSUAL PLACE... JC Penney dressing room. I couldn't resist. Standing there in front of the tri mirrors, the rush of knowing what was to cum and the excitement of "what if I got caught" led to one intense O. THE MOST UNUSUAL ITEM...Arby's, Taco-Bell or McDonalds had a Looney tune character mug PROMO. My favorite was Wily E Coyote. He had this LONG snout that extended about five to six inches. It was a rubber/plastic stiff/hollow thing. I always bought two; one for me and one for my husband. We had split and once while at his apartment we were masturbating each other and I got so horney I took Wily E Coyote off his shelf, cleaned it and shoved it up my ass and proceeded to fuck my ass so hard and fast I came instantly. The look on my husband's face was priceless. He couldn't believe he hadn't thought of it first! That's my story and I'm "sticking" to IT!!!! Enjoy life, Megasplasher