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So many reasons, he wasn't interested in having sex, except of course when it came to his best friends wife... but then neither of them were interested in "sex" more like "love" which they thought they had. lol they are both with other people and supposedly happy.

That is cool, I talked to my husband about it and he said it would be gross and it would be a turn off for him. I don't understand him, he's so opposite of everything that's said on here! Oh well, I'll just enjoy it myself, it feels sooo much better that way! You guys rock! Thanks for your insight!

Oh my! That's difficult, I'd say he needs to see a doctor, but that's just me. My DH isn't a very sexual man either, you all know how he is, i've made posts, but he definately isn't going to stop before he gets his! That's just weird. Does he masterbate?? It could be that it's just too much work for him to have to actually participate in sex. Or he could be spent from his alone time. Honestly I'm not sure, just throwing out some options here

The year is 2022 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.' A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen. 'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' 'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's qui te impressively long. 'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.' 'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. 'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?' 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?' 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'

I started doing this about a month ago and didn't know what it was really. I don't gush like AK lol but a little squirting has been normal lately during clitoral stimulation and yes it does feel much better and more satisfying when I do squirt. I've never had a G spot orgasm but it seems that some people think that the squirting can only be acheived through G spot and that you can sometimes reach that place through the clit. So how many can do this clit squirt thing and who thinks it's actually a G and who thinks it's still not. Can anyone get a G spot and a clit stim w/ squirt seperately that can say that they are in fact the same or different?? I was just thinking about that last night after reading around in here

hmmm.... that sounds like a lot of fun. I think i'll buy some and keep them in the drawer for a special occasion.

That is a cool story holly! I swear we could have grown up in the same house!

Okay suzy you hit it! I had them both in the same direction! It works yay! Now I can't wait to find time to use it! Woo hoo!

I ordered the lucid dream no. 14 for myself for my birthday and I got it yesterday I was so excited I put batteries in it and can't figure out how to turn it on lol I feel like such a dork. Is there a trick to it or did I get a broken one?? I tried putting the batteries in the other way and everything. There was no instructions and I'm helpless. Anyone know??

LOL conceiving like bunnies?? that makes me lmbo! ha ha yeah okay

I never found my parents things, but ya know we weren't allowed in their room and it was locked for the most part so ha ha

lol, I have a great story! ha ha I went to a baby shower for one of my friend of a friends whom I didn't know very well. There were a lot of people there that didn't know each other well so it was sort of uncomfortable for everyone, not much conversations going on. There was a back room that the mother to be had designated for the kids that had come with their mothers to play in. She was not a mother yet, and her home was not very child proof, kids kept going in to rooms they weren't supposed to and running around a little crazily. The mother to be said it was allright to let them run and have fun. Anyway, one little boy who was about 3 1/2 found a vibrator that had a suction cup on the end and stuck it to his forehead and came running out saying he was a unicorn!! lmbo! Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! ha ha ha!!! The conversation went well afterwards ha ha I think everyone had somethign to talk about after that.

it may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.......... Well, Shit Happens!!!

fun! I thought it would be more interesting... aside from the sex toys seems to be a normal office...

There's a lot of people like that around here too. I'm a very religious person, but I do not judge people at all, I think that's just wrong. God will be the judge. And I don't think that sex is a sin at all! I enjoy sex with my husband very much! Some people just get confused I think. Too uptight and uncomfortable to realize their own sexuality. Very sad!