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Women when in the throes of intense passion when their lover or lovers are basically fucking their partners brains out the introduction of a small dildo that's well lubed into the mans backdoor and I speak from personal experience intensifies his orgasm via his balls and cock. What's more the man will enjoy intense sensations he's not likely to have felt before. When I was younger and working if I'd had a fun day fixing potholes with the tractor I'd take a hot shower and often fuck myself with Mister Big as the hot water washed over me. Then I'd retire to my bedroom for on average a 10 or 12hour fuckathon with mainly just my dildos. My favorite dildo back then was and IS MISTER BIG. Big fills my ass just right but leaves room for the back and forth and IN and OUT. Plus I learned if one twists half a turn in or out or both in and out it FEELS WAY BETTER and I'd get several hundred little O's that felt so divine I'd have to stop and rest. Checkout ANAL Avenue...

Some folks like cool water Enemas in HOT Weather. Personally I'd never use cold water. I've also heard distilled is your best ticket. Distilled because it's soft water with no minerals. I always took my enema water right out of the shower head with No Ill Effects. My best advice is do your DUE DILIGENCE. Enema info is out there it's just extremely difficult to locate. Some of the porn sites have some info. Enema porn is mostly EL FAKE O. I hate that. XNXX.com XVideos.com and FUQ.com are 3 places I've found the last 2 months. There's a Frenchman who LOVES to give young women Enemas and his videos are always a Hoot. He gives REAL ENEMAS TOO. He has some nice equipment too. A nice soapy enema with Ivory or Doctor Bronner's liquid soap. Hold at least 10m so the soap can do it's job. Keep rinsing until rinse comes out clear. Then 2 Drops of Peppermint extract oil 100% Pure per 2 quarts of (I like) Warm water. Hold for 10m if you can. Surely you can retain some nice peppermint rinse for 10-15m. If you're not cramping or having discomfort your asses will taste Lovely. It's a wonderful feeling having a well versed tongue rimming your backdoor....

Oki Doki there Crazy Cat everyone is forgiven.. It is a lazy Friday afternoon here out west. Does aneone here know what the 5 FREE sex toys that giveaway is giving away?? One of them looks like My Mister Big finally had the suction cup part fall off. I gotta checkout those free sex toys as one looks like a decent sized Rabbit........ Toodles anally to all my friends here...

Beautiful pussy Nancy. I have always been fond of Anal toys. One I wish I still had it was 7 or 8 inches long about 1" diameter. Similar to anal beads imagine the beads shoved together a bit like RIBS so as one pushes it in and pulls it out ones sphincter doesn't want to release those lovely beads. Well combine the in and out with speed and just jam this toy in and out furiously it arouses the nerve endings and can really send one to the Moon without ever leaving ones boudoir.

That makes us even then as most of the time when I'm horny and at home I LOVE to jack off while watching lesbians getting it on. I love to watch 3 or more hot girls as they finger each other eat each other out French and use strap ons and take an aggressive posture as they lay pipe so to speak. Anyone here that likes/loves to watch or partake of hot lesbians or just women curious about other women that way know what I mean. Two gals I really enjoy watching are Lilly Cade and Nina Hartley. Lily Cade is a young aggressive short haired queer-Butch Dyke that really tears up gals of the same age as well as seducing older women. She often has her strap on under her jeans and she wastes no time fucking her most recent conquest. Lily has a fingering technique quite intense and could be construed as rough as she throws her prey around and fucks her latest conquest as an Alpha male would jump a Hot Skinny Babeliscious and fuck her brains out. Nina Hartley is an older gal in her mid 50s with big tits who has been after teen aged snatch for I'd say the last 20+ years. She also will jump well built teen boys or men wasting no time deep throating their thick long cocks. The way I enjoy Nina the most is when she wears a Dominatrix outfit and takes turns spanking cropping flogging and laying into asses with a cane or switch. She's also quite skilled with electric toys like e stim and I'd Love to watch her use a Violet Wand. In 2007 I attended a sex positive workshop out in the woods. Not knowing at the time what a Violet Wand was I sat mesmerized as I watched a voluptuous Amazon woman in a tight floor length gown with slits up her sides as she used a Violet Wand on a well built man on his most sensitive places. Touching lightly his balls and shaft she always got quite the rise out of him. She was quite wicked to him and one could easily tell she was enjoying his discomfort.

Fifteen to 20yr ago I often used a mirror while jacking off a special way. A bit older now my methods have changed. I see you're new here. Well welcum to here. I may be old fashioned but anyone that gets too close to my pecker with anything sharp will wish they hadn't. Wellcum to TT.

Well square be looking for those possible discounts when you hit the BIG 5 OH. Now it's been my experience most places like restaurants won't volunteer a senior discount. You have to ask for it. Chain restaurants are more apt to give discounts IMHO as it makes them look good. I've been to chain eateries and yeah their grub tasted fine. Like this morning. I didn't eat hardly anything the day before and I was hungry I just wasn't famished. So I went to a local ma & pa place and got a massive omelet with raw spinach and tomato covered by Swiss cheese and that was covered in Holandaise sauce. Sixty six years old I'd NEVER had Holandaise sauce in MY LIFE. Extremely Yummy. I will have that again. Couldn't even eat it all. It's chillin in my icebox. The joint has been there 38yr and they will close 8-31. Owner wants to retire plus she was squeezed out by the railroad and Eminent Domain. I am pretty heartsick over it. So I'm pretty pissed off over it. A Library is to be built there. I got nuttin against libraries but DO have a bad taste in my mouth over government fucking people over. If the higher ups here don't like where I've gone with this post feel free to delete the twitchy parts. Buy Local. Screw the chain stores.

Wow what a Hot Assed story.. I think his problem with eating you out was some guys think it's gay to eat their own cum. I routinely lick my hand clean. I eat lots of citrus and I've learned eating oranges makes my cum sweeter.

For starters I wasn't drunk 17hr ago. My deep voice is gaining some traction here. Hoochee coo😁

No shit Sherlock. You look like you slept standing on your head and never learned what a comb was for. You should get a couple nights good sleep shower up WASH that hair and COMB IT and eat a pile of eggs taters pineapple grits ham green vegetables and wash it down with milk.

AARP is a BS outfit of the lowest caliber. Three or four people at the very top skimming funds right off the top.

That's a mighty pretty vagina lil Lady. I saw sum butt plugs the other day and they had like a red or blue jewel on them. The plug itself was very small IDK could it be a Training Plug?

Very JUICY very NICE In the Produce aisle look for a cucumber some of the ladies here may have grown weary of shelling out big bucks for thick long Dildos. It's called a Mexican Cucumber. I saw these 2 or 3yr ago. I seen them a good 16INCHES LONG ladies if I'm lyin I'm dying!! Girth up the wazoo 3 & 4inches by the pound. I wood warm them up in microwave or leave out. When you're finished with them just wash and cut them up and eat them. I likem dipped in Uncle Dan's or sour cream.

YABBA DABBA Doooooooooooooooo Some a y'all ought to try a Nectarine peach sometime. They are sooooooo dang Juicy juice will be running down your elbows and you'll be feeling like you need a shower or have a good friend lick your arms for ya.

Yo Ladies I am wayyyyyyyy over 50 and my last 2 gf's said I am cute and got a deep low voice that'll knock your socks off!!!

Thank you kindly Little Lady. That's a WAY Sexy handle my dear to be sure. Ever cop a piece off a 66yr old man?? All running gear works and no pills or lotions needed. Any of you ladies here or guys what like/love lesbians checkout Lily Cade and my new found HOTTIE Staci Silverstone. BOTH ARE SMOKIN' HOT Staci might be skooch Hotter than Lily but Lily is a Dyke and really loved fucking her girls just a man does it plus she's VERY AGGRESSIVE and VERY Skilled at Oral and you should see her 2finger fuck her girrls pussies her girls cum and Cum and CUM. Most every scene I ever seen her in she's strapped and carries a decent DILDO and boy howdy she DO know how 2 werk it!!! Staci just found her today don't know her age but she looks like she's still a teen girl and I think she loves to be seduced by an older woman like Tanya Tate and this Babe IS BUILT LIKE AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER. Saw both on XHamster and I think they work for momsbangteens .com Basically Seduction videos older mature seduces Hot lil teens.......

Well if one is concerned they/he may get lost here's what ya do... Now B4 I begin it heps a lot if your gf has her own place out in the county. NOT a town girl.... an out in the COUNTY girl. Country what are out in the county usually have mo room for all the dibs and dabs of this and that whether it be old vehicles (running or not) chicken coop chicken run. Garden and out buildings firewood makin. New fencing and fence repair. All the kinda stuff one ain't got space for it IN TOWN unless she's got 3-5acres.

In 1994 I found a place like that in IDAHO. Wallace to be exact. Just prior to that I'd seen and DONE every LAST THING there was to do at 10 o'clock in the blessed AM in Wallace IDAHO. Yeah well the Main Thing was find the ............. OK Look guys I am fairly BLITZED. Ain't going nowhere so NO WORRIES. I just want my pipes splurged. I WILL crack a nut tonite. It is/was called the You and I Social club. Above the town Senior Citizens Club. It is a brothel. I just wanted a beer and bask in the atmosphere of the worlds oldest profession. Perhaps tear off a piece. Across the street kittie cornered from the Wallace PD. Hours 2pm to... Would have made a great story for the kinfolk when I pass on.Today since I woke up I've popped a nut 4 times. Not too bad for a 66yr old man.

I think the switches have the BEST FUN. I've read the manuals. I know the score. Right now... I mean like right fuckin' now I could seriously get into a Whorehouse with drinks. Beer wine Whiskey. Fancier are where the twinks and muscular guys are. Gearheads with their rigs and sum FINE FINE WOMEN. TRACTORS LOGGERS MECHANIX you ladies your buttercups are OVERFLOWING.............

Right now I wish I had a quart of milk. So I cud cut this Yagers and R&R and thin it a bit. I have not role played much but the bit I did I explained it mightily. Sometimes I wanna be the Master. Sometimes I want her in charge.

I am aware of cumtributes on xhamster where I am on my way 2 when I get there from tootimid. The way you specifically specified it I wasn't aware of that no. Certain porn stars I like or wood LOVE 2 spend a wild and WET weekend with and that number IS rather large well I seen my 1st X feature at around 18or 1970. So yeah I'm older than U and there's a SHIT TON OF FOXES I wanna breed with. There's more that unfortunately went B4 I could cop a piece of their Fine ASSES like Aunt Peg (Juliet Anderson) and more I'd never be able to mention. Stephani Swift Ginger Lynn Lady Sonia Amber Lynn Annie Sprinkle Nina Hartley and countless skinny skeeter tit small assed Ladies I am out of my mind HORNY 4 ATM. My favorite Dildo broke finally broke I'm not sure earlier this yr or 2017. I want ANOTHER MISTER BIG. SAME EXACT MEASUREMENTS SAME BALL SACK SAME FINE COCK HEAD SAME FUN AS B4. Made by TOPCO. I am almost dead certain I bought my 1st TOPCO FAB BOI COCK here at tootimid. It lasted from near as I kin tell since 2001. SEVENTEEN YEARS AIN'T A BAD RUN. Anywho I'm on my way to hamster to bust a nut sos I can chill out. Oh...... today is my Birthday and I'm 66 and my plumbing STILL WORKS and it's ALL NATURAL. Catch ya on the flip side.....

When I was younger I was having better sex as a bottom but on my own terms. I would have loved having a switch lover.

The sub has more fun I think but I'm no expert. You want expert? Put me on a Tractor what do you need done?

I get the same over and over. We're the Boomer generation born in the 40s and 50s. Sometimes when I tire of this I mail them back can lids sometimes cutup ads from competitors. I've even mailed back ballast. Add just enough stamps to start it on it's way in effect sending it postage due. I mail it anonymously from a different county. I'd prefer to opt out on all the new crap like scooters hearing aids walk in bathtubs. Tractor ads solar gear off grid stuff would be fine.