Jay29

I went to the hospital and found out that my situation is pretty common around the palm springs area. The doctors and nurses were very nice and non-judgemental. One of the nurses came in with a pair of bolt cutters and asked if I needed something removed. We laughed pretty hard at that. The doctor told me to bear down, so I was pushing as hard as I could and when he finally got it dislodged, I shot that thing out and across the room. I think I came a little bit when it happened. Anyway, here's what they got out of me.

I've been using a bottle of secret deodorant. It's shaped just like an anal plug. It hits the spot perfectly. I like to leave it in throughout the day sometimes. This morning, however, I sat down on it and the whole thing went in and I don't know how to get it out. I'm hoping it just works it's way out. I really don't want to go to the hospital to have it removed. Edit: okay, last night I felt it with my finger, but it is stuck on a muscle or something. I'm thinking if I put something else in it but it up against it I can push them both out at the same time. Edit#2 it didn't work. The deodorant bottle is stuck. The second thing I put in went all the way in and the bottle didn't come out with it. I can feel my body trying to push it out and I get the occasional cramp, but it doesn't affect me much. The bottle is only 4 in. Long and 6 1\8 around, so it's not huge. I'm going to the hospital if I can't get it to come out in the next couple hours.