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  • Briefly Describe your last sexual encounter:
    gave my husband head and then the masterbated on my tits
  • # of sex toys you own?
    1
  • Marital status
    Married
  • What is your age & gender?
    female

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  1. how do you get it open to put the batteries in?
  2. this will sound so stupid but i just got my jelly clitterific and i can't figure out how to open it to put the batteries in. if anyone has this toy please help me thanks
  3. i love getting naked in the pool and standing infront of the return jet. oooo i cum so hard!!!!!!!
  4. Good Friends Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday. Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left. Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100." "Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust
  5. There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted >organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said >something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. > >One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. > The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said....... > "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday"
  6. i love to wear summer dresses with cute sandles and an anklet. makes me feel really good about how i look especially if i'm having a good hair day
  7. i suffer from it too every since i was a kid. i have found that warm baths and massages help some. also i make sure to keep my legs elevated. but sometimes nothing helps at all. it is very frustrating especially when all you want to do is sleep. i have started having sever pain run down the front of my thighs now, along with the antsy and tingly feelings. my suggestion is if you have insurance and can afford it have her talk to her doctor.
  8. MILDRED AND MARGE AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "Oh, THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER, CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY GOES." "I AM SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE. "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL" "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!!!
  9. fantisize about being a sub -- i love the dirty talk and having my hands held still and having my hair pulled while he is behind but i get scared. i was raped my first time and didn't get help. so i don't know if i'm just reliving the rape with hopes of a better out come or if i'm really enjoying myself. i just know that if it goes on for too long i get really freaked out and start crying and shaking and end up locking myself in the bathroom. you would think that after 27 years and two kids and two marriages i would be over it.
  10. Stormy's Pearl Diver my favorite. just the right size and has adjustable speeds. also isn't hard rubber so is very comfortable
  11. i watched a show once that had a man with the same thing going on. the sexperts had him do exercises just like a woman does. where he tightens up his muscles and releases them. they had him do them until he could raise and lower a wet towel on his penis. this is supposed to build up the muscles so that when you feel it beggining you can stop it.
  12. i have two cherries with a bow on the inside of my thigh. no matter what i'll always have my cherries
  13. i love my pearl diver and so does my husband. he loves to drive me crazy with it!!!
  14. mmmm astro pop!!! silk for sure!!! outside in nature or secure in the house?
  15. dang euphoria were we living the same life? I cheated with several men during my first husband. He was always either drunk or stoned and wouldn't work. Men would play on that fact and I was young and dumb enough to fall for anything. They said things that made me feel good about myself. I worked anywhere from 10-12 hours a day sometimes 7 days a week. I was always tired. Most of the time I would just start crying and they would comfort me which would lead to other things... before you know it I had a whole string of "comforters" as word got around. Was the grass greener... definatly not. I almost lost my son through the ordeal. Would I do it again? No! I'm older and wiser and stronger now. Not afraid to stand up for myself. But best of all I have a wonderful new husband who works hard and really treats me like I'm worth something... His time and energy.
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