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My family likes to play a game called Top 5 and it's pretty easy, just come up with a question and make a top 5 out of it. So.....What are your top 5 toys of all time, whether they be dead and gone or still in use!
1. Catergory X Vibe collection
2. "7 G-spot vibe
3. Ivibe Rabbit
4. Cybersuck (Franchesca)
5. Oral Couples Delight Kit
That was surprisingly harder than I expected, we have a lot of favorites but those still get A LOT of use! That catergory X is so fun and versatile we use it almost every other time we have sex!
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This mini booty toy promises to bring you to satisfaction, and this is one satisfied reviewer!
I got this little toy out of it's package and thought, oh this is cute. They toy is clear blue jelly and made of three segments, each one larger than the first (Starting at the point and going to the cord). I thought this is cute, but probably is weak. I figured it would be something great for my wife to try, since she is beginning to explore the back door.
I had begun playing with her clit with another vibe and I pulled this out and put some water based lube on the end and slowly began to tease her puckered opening and she instantly began to ohh and ahh. The tip is so small that after a nickel size ammount of lube, she could easily accomadate it. I added a little more lube to the next segment and as I pushed it in slowly, BAM! she came in a rush and her entire body shook. I had not even turned it on.
She rolled over for a little doggy style and I spun the wheel on the controller (which take 2 AA batteries, not included) that is pretty standard on most bullets and California Exotics toys and I went back to teasing her anus with the end while teasing her vagina with the head of my unit. She would push back to get me inside her and would get a little more of the booty bullet as well. She was not ready for the largest section so we put it aside and had our fun.
I decieded to get the perspective of one who has had a little experience with anal and I stuck 'blue' to my shower wall and lubed it up with some nice silicone lube (Swiss Navy, can't say enough good about this stuff), and a dab on my anus, I was ready to go. I began to tease my own hole with the end and found the vibes very nice yet I could not hear the toy over the rush of water in the shower. I spun the dial to full on and still couldn't hear it, but man could I feel it. I was loving having this toy rub and penetrate me. Being that it was on the shower wall, I could not get it all in, so I tried to see how hard I could ride it before the suction was broken. I have to say, that might have been one of the strongest suction cups I have ever seen on a sex toy. After I pryed it loose from the wall, I tried to take in the biggest segment. I was moderately succesful, but could not handle it for very long, I was either ill prepared, or this was just bigger than I was expecting. Either way, this toy gets an A+++ from me. It was small, quiet, un-intimidating, powerful, and a snap to clean. Not to mention it offered great size for beginngers and the experienced alike.
I am definately going to keep this blue booty beauty at the top of the toy box!
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The title is pretty self explanitory, but how many of us would have sex at work, either in the office, boardroom surrounded by all glass, office bathroom, factory floor, where ever you work, you know you can find somewhere for a little recreation, but would you? Why or why not? I work in a radio station and I have my own office, so I say heck yes! I would love to bring my wife up here and satisfy her in the production suite, in my office on the desk or just about anywhere else we could, especially now with all the students gone......
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This is such a nice toy for guys and it's nice that you would consider it for him. It would be worth the shock to blindfold him and see if he could tell the difference between you and her if he didn't know you were pulling the switch....
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The bullet uses 2 AA batteries and it was not overly noisy. It was about the norm. Nothing really special and it had a slide control rather than the wheel. it was not waterproof but yes, she does use it when "Franchesca" is taking care of me.
Cyberskin has to be cared for by washing and patting dry. This product came with some "Cyberskin Renew" which it says on the back of the bottle is corn starch with some scents. It recommends that when you run out, just use a basic corn starch to absorb the moisture in the product and give it that new non-sticky feeling!
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This toy definately sucks, and trust me, it's a good thing.
I took it out of the box and sounded like Otter from Animal House "Oh boy!!" After using it, I was not disappointed.
When I got this in my latest box, I didn't know exactly how this would perform or how my wife would take it. I took it out of the package and began to eye all the goodies that came with it. Not only does the molded mouth have the super soft feel of cyberskin, it streches and keeps a snug fit.
It comes with a bottle of waterbased lube (stick with waterbased lubes) and a vibrating bullet to round out the package.
My wife gave me the go ahead while she watched and I used the included lube. I also own a cyberskin pleasure pal and it was hard to get into, this was not at all the case. The opening is a little wider, but the cyberskin is very snug.
Once I pushed in to her mouth, I was really excited to see that it moves pretty close to a real mouth. It also warms up fairly quick and it was nice to see some of the lube making her lips slick like saliva. This only added to the effect for me and we both got off looking at each other from across the room while I got "head". It was exceptionally hot to have my wife watch me get sucked off by "someone else" and even she thought so.
I put the bullet IN the end of the tunnel (which is totally smooth, with no ridges or bumps, and I don't feel it took away from the toy at all) and hit the end, not a good feeling in my opinion. It was like an electric shock on the head of my organ. I took it out and continued. It was a very hot experience and the snug fit, with the feel of skin that is pretty close was very nice. For a toy, this is a keeper. It doens't hold up to the real deal, but with out a tounge, and the ability to reason, and all the fun things a real woman can do to make your eyes roll up in your head, this toy does alright by us. So when she is "out of commission for a bit, we have no problems.
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It does say it's waterproof in the last line of the review. She did leave out some info on noise.
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I like Doc Johnson and Nasstoys. They are both very good and have some very unique products.
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Wonderful Whiskey!! That is great news! Best of luck to you!
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Will Ferrell did a cover of this with the cast of Anchorman that is pretty good. I love this song
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I just saw this on one of our office computers and I had to post it here! It's from CollegeHumor.com and I am dying! How can people really believe some of this stuff!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1754914
Oh, I love the spellcheck feature on the forum now!
Edit: please put your favorites quotes from this video below.
"Her mind ain't good, because the penis done all ejaculated in her brain."
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her neck or breasts, both are fantastic. For her, my hands, she has always complimented them.
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Fear and Loathing in Vagina
Broken Vagina
Satruday Night Vagina
Ghost Vagina
Super Vagina
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ditto tyger, as well as pony play, furries and all that involves animals directly. I cannot imagine acting like a dog or telling my woman to bark evertime I spank her and things of that nature.
Luvhim, thanks for the info on the book, I have a friend that is graduating college who will love it, I am trying to find it on Amazon!
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Austin Powers in Gold Vagina (you just said james bond, not AP!!)
Vagina's Labrynth
The Vagina Diaries (Motorcycle Diaries)
A Tale of Two Vaginas (the book is now a movie!!!)
Vagina Expectations or Great Vagina
Terminator 3: Rise of the Vaginas
Teenage Mutant Ninja Vaginas
FF: Rise of the Sliver Vagina
The Magnificent Vagina
The Usual Vagina
The Good, The Bad and the Vagina
A fist full of Vagina and A few Vagina more....
I could go for ever at this one!
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Meg, you are right, I hope people didn't think I was lumping the two together, they are separate fetishes.
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from what I have seen, splorshing is using something liquid that is thicker than normal like chocolate sauce or similar "toppings" that are used for oral and intercourse as lubes and flavors.
mucklarking is a slang term for eating feces. Disgusting.
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I have not had the pleasure of DP with my wife, but she is opening up to it and she is toying around with the idea of anal. I do get excited about the fact that she is willing to find new ways to get pleasure from her body and willing to trust me to help her in the exploration process. I don't think this answers your question in the slightest, but I just wanted to put in my two cents.
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yes, absolutely. My wife and I have many married friends and the girls inevitably talk about sex, and most of them ask me to help their husbands pick out a vibe or something to add a little adventure to their time between the sheets. I have no problem, but my wife usually can tell them what they are looking for and I just point them in the direction of Tootimid.com. works out great for everyone!
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Great review! Hilarious stuff really, although I have to confess that I am a bit jelous, my wife and I have discussed the same thing of having a 3some with a doll and I have been hoping to get one for sometime. Oh well, that was a great review none the less.
Adding helium to a sex doll is hilarious no matter what you do with it!
Have you tried the oral or anal options yet? What did you think of them? Were the breasts completely immobile or rock hard? Could this doll be used for pearl necklaces?
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A movie theater with a little old lady two rows in front of us. I put down my trench coat and we went at it in the isle. Either that or in my bedroom while my brother and some friends were having a religious discussion with some friends.
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My wife and I have this very toy and we rediscovered it a few weeks back. I used a bullet on her and she took over, while I put this into place. She has ask for it almost every time we have had sex since! This toy is holding up quite well months after we got it and it really hits her spot!
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Tiger, I don't see it as a problem unless you do. There is no call for you to get help if you don't feel the need. If he is okay and you are both satisfied, fine. If it really gets to you what you could be missing, then talk to someone. My wife has sexual issues in some areas, she won't let me give her a facial, she just doesn't like the messy nature of it. Some people like somethings, others don't. You don't need to feel that there is anything wrong with you unless you are wanting to try it out and you need some form of therapy for it.
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Whittibo, who is that a treat for?!? LOL just kidding, I think it just looks hot and I agree with edge, i don't see it as some sort of territorial marking, but a form of acceptance maybe? Just her way of saying, I love you and will do anything for you and I know you would do the same....I guess. I don't see much difference between this and a pearl necklace.
Super Bunny Mini Vibe
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Ever seen Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail?