zimmersdreamer

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.. The women won

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then laughing. Several minutes later she was able to struggle to regain her composure. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. She ran out of the room.

ive found that if you have been with a guy for a while, and he wants to please you that the quiet sex is better, they are attuned to you, what makes that quick intake of breath, or makes you arch for more. with newer partners, they just ask questions...kinda kills the mood. For me I have to get out of my head, or i will be thinking about everything from how funny my legs look in the air like that, what he must be looking at... to the laundry i didn't do. So for a guy to break my concentration with questions i am brought back to reality and after i answer, the next question that pops in my head is usually "am I doing something wrong? Did he really have to ask THAT?"

thats what he gets!

the issue i am finding with some partners though is that they are wanting me to talk, moan or make noise. They ask questions, for me to enjoy myself I have to get out of my head, or I will think of the laundry that needs to be done, if my daughter did her home work, if I had finished a project at work ect. So I either have to aske them to repeat them selves or take a min to comprehend what they said THEN answer. most of the time they get over it, but I dont know what "sexy" things to say, haha sad huh? okay, some examples of questions that I didn't have "sexy" answers for were "do you like that?"... best I can come up with is "oh yeah" "are you okay?" "how do you like that?"

OK, I was with a guy for 8 years, when we split I had a few other partners, and have NEVER been a moaner. I have had a few guys ask for more noise/ dirty talk and I oblige (not fake moaning just voicing my likes more) well my newest partner is more of a friend with benefits, he is helping me overcome some of my hangups. After having a discussion with him about moaning/noises/dirty talk he brought up that although I don't moan my approval of what he was doing I do make faces! WTH! I laughed so hard until he said he was serious! I asked my ex, as well as another partner A) did I make faces or is this guy teasing me,and why in the heck didn't someone tell me before. they said they thought it was cute! So, my question I guess is how does one go about being less of a facialist and more of a vocalist? Or do are most men able to read faces?

I am a bigger gal, so riding on top was intimidating, especially since all my partners were smaller than I was... But once I got the "I'm going to squash him" thought out of my head I love the position... I was recently asked to "let" him be on top for a while one thing I do is when I am on him, i lean back enough so he can see himself entering me, I also reach around and play with his balls!

So I thought that I would groom for my SO, its been a while and we are getting together for a special holiday this weekend and I decided that I would shave it all off . I used a brand new razor, it was an venus breeze i think, shaving cream.I even read the topic on " How to shave your private parts" (http://www.tootimid.com/index.php/articles/info/shaving/) first I did it this early because I was enticing him with pics and second I am massivly busy in the next 3 days befor we get together... nice thought huh? weeelll the problem i have is that I notice little red bumps. ARGH! they are unsightly, little bit itchy, but for the most part i think they are either razor burn or ingrown hairs. what could i have done wrong, more importantly what can I do to make them go away! I have 3 more days... any suguestions? will they go away in time do you think? He, laughed when I told him, (we are in different states) Told me not to worry, So I know he is fine with it but, frankly it doesnt look purty! thank you in advance!

my first attempt at sex was in the back seat of my honda. let me paint a little picture...small honda accord, me, 5 10 and over weight. him 6 3 and skinny. We had NO clue what we were doing what went where and to top it off one of us was hitting our head every min or so. I was too wide for him to get a good balance with his knees and it ended with each taking turns giving oral. It took us 8 years(we both moved away that summer) before we got it right, but let me tell you it is definatly RIGHT we have had our turns at laughing about it and he now drives a truck! there is never a problem with back seats any more

I am an 'obese' woman and have been with both thin and 'obese' men. The man that was skinny I could feel his hip bone more, deeper penitration was more painful (but I liked it) the thicker man didn't grow in penis size (I was with him when he was skinny and 'fat') he had a little extra paddy behind the shaft, doesent make sence I guess unless u saw it. BUT there is no size differences, penitration wasn't as far in as he once was though. As far as positions seeing as though the majority of my weight is in the stomach region I can get into a lot of positions, riding hurts after a while because of blood flow restriction. Other than that I've done everything except where my partner holds my weight. The benifit to being 'fat' is when I was prego I didn't have to change too much

Oh my holy... How could we forget National treasure! Bad boys or Van wilder

Digging up old posts but there's been some good movies... The wild Wanted Star wars return of the (shaft Because I said so Standing tall Ice age A mid summer nights dream When harry met sally This was fun!

Digging up old posts but there's been some good movies... The wild Wanted Star wars return of the (shaft Because I said so Standing tall Ice age A mid summer nights dream When harry met sally This was fun!

6 months seems like the most logical for me and my moms family. I have brothers there that have just been through a NASTY devorce with their parents and it was my mom that just went through it.adding me as a stressor was illogical before the end of the year. She is preparing the house (we will be in a make shift room for a while otherwise) I am still getting support for the girls set up. The girls will be moving up there sooner than me because school starts in Aug up there.the transfer will take atleast 3 months. I can't adjust that without them firing him, he and I work for the same Company. Although he hurts me I can not bring myself to cause him to be wrongfully fired. Its difficult to arrange a transfer with out the gosip train taking off! But so far so good. They took SO's income into account because we have been 2gether for 8 years and because he lives with me. I had applied prior to deciding to leave. I have a friend in the state that I'm moving into that is a counceler for battered women. She will not be MY councerler but we will be recomended to one. My girls are 5 and 3 but yes they will go into counceling. I read this board every day! I gain courage from knowing other women have gone through this and worse and lead healthy lives. Thank you!! I will keep you updated.