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What better to get as a present than a coupon for a sexual fantasy redeemable at the time and place of your choice? These coupons give a spark to any couple’s sex life while opening the door to a night of fun and passion. These 10 coupons are mild-mannered but can be stretched to the imagination. Handing your man a coupon for the blowjob of his life will not only bring a great big smile o his face, but will also let you go wild and drive him crazy. Some of these coupons are aimed more towards the woman or the man, but some can be given or received by either. Such as the sixty-nine coupon. You can sign and date the coupon, or better yet, leave it blank for re-use. So give your hunny a coupon for the night of their life - redeemable whenever they want - or right now! This little booklet is perfect for stocking stuffers, birthday presents, or just for any day. Grab your loved one and play today! Not your Average Coupons!

Turn your next blowjob into a fun game for two. These dice really have no rules other than pleasure. An oral spin on the classic theory of sex dice, one die has actions and the other has manly parts. As soon as I pulled these out of my latest Too Timid box, it took about five seconds for the dice to come out of the package and start rolling on the table. We had a fun time looking at the combinations that came up and wondering how some could be done. Such as “Jerk - Balls” just sounds painful at first, it could be done in such a manner that may be very pleasurable to him. Some of the manly parts on the die were actually quite funny too as I’m not used to a head being called a helmet. But laughing and having fun is good. So in the bedroom, we quickly found the downfall - it’s just not fun with only one pair of dice. If he had the Oral Sex Dice for Her, we would have been playing for hours. But other than that, our little game was good until I got sick of only one action at a time and decided to give him the royal treatment. One great thing about these dice is their size; they are much larger than normal dice which is great when they’re being thrown on the bed. All in all, these are a great game to get you and your partner’s gears going and can also give you a few new tricks that you may not have thought of before. These are just a MUST for any couple involving a male that is even considering spicing up their sex life. BJ’s are something you do anyways, why not make a game of it! Let the Good Times Roll...

This smallish vibe has quite a lot to offer. From the waterproof silicone exterior, to the two small batteries that make the vibe quite powerful to the many settings. This one has it all. The purple silicone (so only use water based lubes!) has interesting ridges and swirls that almost remind me or a fish or a bird, but are contoured for pleasure. The silicone is soft and has a silky feel to is, very smooth. Only two AAA batteries to operate, but the power from this toy would make you think they’re larger batteries. One note of the battery compartment is the plastic battery holder. DO NOT remove this as it is designed to keep the toy quiet. The batteries are inserted into the plastic case then inserted back into the toy. And boy is this quiet. If you have close neighbors or roommates, the only noise you’ll have to worry about is the sounds you make. Another nifty design feature is the push button on/off and setting selector. No more accidentally turning the dial when almost at that peak. Nope, just push the button and go - or play with the function button to select any of the seven settings of speed and pulse. There is also a light on the bottom next to the buttons that is steady or flashes depending on the function selected… so your partner can see what you’re feeling. So enough with the features… how does this thing work? Fabulous, that’s all I can really say. It has a little more girth than I am used to, almost a full inch, but the fullness feeling is divine. And the silky feeling of the silicone with a quality water based lube is such a great feeling. If you’re new to toys and want to try something a little bigger, this is a great first step. If you’re more seasoned and like toys of all shapes and sizes, this one is an in-between size that will be sure to please. And the power this thing gives off at high speed will be sure to please those of us who love strong vibes. Definitely one for just about everyone! Take a Spin with the Torpedo!

Mine vibrated together, the clit stim was actually very stong. The only thing that could really make this toy any better (besides being waterproof) would be separatevibrations in the shaft and clit, but these working together shot me into ecstasty!

Not sure where to start? Too Timid has done the work for you. This orgasm kit comes with a Kumiko vibrating ring, a powerful bullet, and a sample of Viva Cream for women. All you need now is a bottle of lube, two AA batteries and your special someone. The Kumiko ring is a silicone beaded cock ring with a built in powerful vibrator and clitoral stimulator. Forty-five minutes of couple’s stimulation in a super-stretchy ring. The easy to use simple bullet takes 2 AA batteries and has a slide switch to make the vibrations go from tease to woah baby. This bullet will be sure to please all with the wide range of power. Just be careful, this bullet is NOT waterproof. And last but not least - Viva Cream. A powerful punch to stimulate her clitoris for extra sensitivity and stronger orgasms. This kit is perfect for couples of all experience levels. Whether first exploring the possibilities of sex toys or well accustomed to vibes and rings, this simple kit will be sure to please. So grab your loved one and have some fun! Get the kit!

For something called Thumbelina, you would expect a tiny toy, she is small for a dual action, but not a mini vibe. Also, covered in Pltalate free Elastomer, she appears to be waterproof, but remembering Thumbelina trapped on a lily pad, she cannot swim. Now, this little cutie has quite a few redeeming qualities although she is not waterproof. The angled G spot head vibrates and rotates and the clit stimulator packs a punch. There are two separate slide controls for the rotation and for vibration, and the clit stimulator and shaft vibrate together. There are pleasure bumps all over the clit stimulator and at the bottom of the shaft to stimulate the vaginal opening and labia. The battery compartment opens and snaps closed tightly with a push button opening. The four AAA batteries go into the toy and positive and negative are clearly marked on the flip top lid. For using AAA batteries, she packs quite a punch. And she’s not exactly quiet. This is the first rotating toy I’ve owned and it was quite a pleasant experience. Thumbelina is a short girl, so the rotation was perfectly placed to stimulate my G-Spot and didn’t feel like something was writhing around my insides… in a bad way that is. The ticklers on the clitoral stimulator are perfectly placed to tease the entire area. With both the rotation and vibration, this little girl hums away at high speed to send you into ecstasy. Did this get the job done? Over and over again, yes! This isn’t a great toy if you’re worried about roommates hearing what you’re doing behind closed doors, or if you need to have toys that are bath friendly. But if you’re in the market for a great dual action that is soft, supple and ultra-pleasing, and can deal with staying on dry land, this little maiden is well worth the money! What can Thumbelina do for you?

As an avid clitoral cream user, I had to give this stuff a rigorous testing… and believe me it was rigorous. After using some creams, you wonder how well these things really work, and if it becomes a substitute for actual stimulation. No, it doesn’t. I have used a few different kinds of creams to enhance pleasure and to help get me in the mood during those dry spells. We all have them, but not all of us choose to do something about it. I choose to ward these awful dry spells off before they have a chance to inhibit my love life by always having some creams on hand. By reading the instructions, I was a bit timid and also a bit skeptical. The package insert advertised stronger and more orgasms, and told of an intense warmth. How intense exactly? Most creams I have used, even when promising a warming sensation, were more of a cooling effect. Oh no, this is HOT! For about 20-30 seconds after it’s applied to the clit, an almost burning sensation can be felt. Ladies, heed my advice - it is so worth the heat! The heat doesn’t last long and gets more bearable each time you use it. And for the skepticism; I didn’t want to believe at first that my increased orgasms were from the gel. It had to be the new toys (well, sort of…). So I put this gel through the gauntlet and tested it over and over… with toys and without. And yes… each time I was able to have multiples upon multiples. And the heightened sensations continues without the gel also. It’s just like practice - you get yourself to those great orgasms over and over, you can get there again and again easier each time. So ladies, indulge yourself, try a great gel like O’My and lean what you are capable of! Learn why it's named O'My!!

I was pleasantly surprised to receive this in my review box, as it meant that my man would have to open up and give me feedback on the item instead of the review coming from the female point of view only. That’s the best thing about couple’s toys - you have to communicate and play together to enjoy them thoroughly. This is the full package - cock ring with clit stimulator, bullet that fits into the cock ring, and batteries - LOTS of batteries. It takes three watch batteries and comes with six… love when they throw in extras! The cock ring is made of super stretchy silicone - always use water based lubes with silicone toys! The tongue stimulator can be placed to stimulate her clit or his testicles, but since my man is all about me, we tested it as a clit stimulator. There are also pleasure bumps on the ring on the same side as the tongue - so it can be used to stimulate the labia or the base of the penis, depending on which way the tongue is facing. The wireless bullet slips into the cock ring under the tongue tickler, and is actually pretty strong. The bullet has a push-button on the battery cap to rotate through the 7 settings. Yes, I said 7 - three vibe settings, three pulse settings, then super high. Just the bullet alone is a great toy, and yes, I have confiscated this into my bullet collection. Now with all this going for it, you would think this is the best couples toy ever. But I’m sorry to say it’s not. I had to give this toy it’s fair shot, but my man was not impressed at all. The ring was just too stretchy and he couldn’t feel it, or any restriction. While this is not exactly a bad thing as it did not cause any discomfort, it did not do what a cock ring is supposed to do and constrict the blood flow. I was told that it just felt like a bullet on his cock. So I am sorry to say that this is one couples toy that I have to give a negative review on just as the ring failed flat out. Perhaps if it wasn’t so super stretchy, it would work better. I would love to see if other couples would have more luck with this toy. Will this workbetter for you...

Shygirl, I hear that all too often. My sister is a middle school teacher and I hear everything you just said every time I talk to her. She can't reprimand a student that refuses to do homework, pay attention, or learn as their parents go up one side of her and down the other. She has a strong love of teaching and believes that "No child left behind" is a crock. Slow the other kids down because Johnny doesn't care to move ahead. That's what we're doing. And the workforce thing... I am amazed at how much of a generation gap there is between myself and those even a few years younger than myself. I have seen the absolute lack of work ethic that the new members of the workforce straight out of college can have. The last few people I've seen come through my office even just months younger than myself shock me with their mentality that the company owes them something. Excuse me??? You are getting paid to do the company a service, not just show up. I have worked my ass off for years to be where I am today despite my lack of college education and work harder for every raise I earn. This just goes to show that it really starts at home - if parents really cared about their child's education, they would not take everything out on the teachers. And if parents made their kids work at home, they would have more pride in the jobs they do (or don't). Spolied doesn't even begin to cover it... I had a job at 15 to pay for my Driver's Ed... not a Mercedes handed to me on my 16th birthday. I didn't get an allowance for doing the dishes or mowing the lawn, I got a roof over my head and dinner on the table. And I guarantee those on the board even five years older than me worked harder for less than I did growing up. GRRRRRR

First off, I am biased as this only comes in my favorite color - purple! This mini G Spot vibe is made of smooth hard plastic and comes in a great grape purple. Another one of my favorite features is that it’s waterproof… gotta love toys that do just as well in the water. The three inch shorty has a bent tip for G spot stimulation and three protruding ribs for labia or clitoral stimulation. It really all depends on where your G spot is and how you get off. The battery compartment screws off, it actually takes a lot of turns to get it completely off, part of the waterproof design. The two AAA batteries go into the shaft and the terminals are marked so there is no confusion. When you screw back on the battery compartment, you will notice two little arrows that will line up when the cap is completely closed and safe for water use. And last but not least, the very bottom of the toy sports a push button control to turn the vibe on, rotate through the 7 settings, and turn it off. I found out quickly that my man is not a fan of the small vibes. He played with it a few minutes then noted he thought he might lose it as it does not have much to hold onto. For me, I noticed that I had control, but once covered with lube I found it did slip out of my fingers every now and then. But I can deal with that. So for the stimulation… this little purple pleaser did quite the job in the clitoral stimulation department, although that was not it’s intended use. The G spot tip was great for tickling around my sweet spot. It did arouse my G spot, but did not bring a great G Spot orgasm. The seven settings were pretty strong, and I love my strong vibrations, but only the first was a constant hum; the other six are pulse variations and escalating almost random patterns. This is not the quietest toy, but can be quieted when used under the blankets. For clit play, this is great, but I need constant vibrations for my G. for the price, this is a great toy for someone who is exploring her G spot, or a lady who prefers small toys. Will the Mini G Please you?

My new Favorite! Ladies, what’s better than a bullet? Well two of course! This simple double bullet set just goes to show how versatile bullets can be. With two different sized, plug in bullets, you can both have one to please your partner! Or take both for yourself if you’re being selfish, or both to them if you’re feeling giving! These silver bullets are made of hard smooth plastic and neither the bullets or controller claim to be waterproof, so be careful washing and put the three AA batteries in once fully dry. The battery compartment clearly marks which way the batteries go in so setup is a breeze. Wash, insert batteries, plug in bullets to the controller then GO! The controller is a three speed slide switch, with a light to show when the controller is on. Now this doesn’t have those fancy pulse or star stepper settings, but the slide switch is easy enough to do this yourself… which my man had a fun time with teasing me. Now the bullets are two different sizes - one is about a half inch wide, the other an inch. So both are pretty versatile. One can go in her while the other plays with his boys. Or the larger one can be vaginally inserted while the smaller is used on the clit. Or, one can be placed in the anus. Yes I said it. While I have never been one to be interested in anal play, the small bullet was small enough for me to allow my first real anal experience. And ladies, I have to tell you - you NEED to try it! The small bullet inserted anally, the larger used as a clit stimulator while riding your man is absolutely DIVINE for both! I recommend everyone has a set of double bullets. Straight, gay, lesbian, single, new to toys or experienced, this is definitely one toy that can please both partners and lets you experiment with your imagination. More than double the pleasure...

I just ran across this topic and thought it needed to be bumped up. YES I have given and received sevreal toys as gifts. Whether it's a gag gift or an "I'm sorry your single now, but make the most of it" present, it's great to have friends who will not just accept a toy with a smile, but also use them! The best present for a gag gift is normally a ball gag or a stroker (aka pocket pussy) I have found. And if you can find them, X-Rated candies are always a blast... but sometimes too funny to actually eat. For close friends, I have been known to give clit stimulators, dual actions, mini vibes, and even DVD's. I have no qualms about being at a toy party with a friend and having them pick out their own birthday present (I was told it was the best present she ever got). Everybody needs a friend so close you can buy intimate gifts for... without reading too much into it. So the holiday season is upon us, and it's time for gift giving for friends and family. Who's going to find what under their tree this year?

What the heck? This was a freebie?? The must have sold out of these quick - what a deal! I didn't even notice the freebie ad - but my man did notice the item on the new products and wanted one for me. Can't believe I missed the freebie! <<Stomps on ground>>

Trojan gives a new design to the classic condom. The new wave of ribbed for her pleasure is the twist. Now I’m a classic condom girl, but the twist intrigued me. The package notes the deep spiral ribs to stimulate both partners. My man did note that these felt the same as any other rubber, so the ribs are once again aimed at the women. The innovative design on these lubricated condoms is a treat. Your normal ribbed condoms are ribbed around the shaft and head, made to stimulate her inner walls. The ribs on Twisted Pleasure condoms are twisted - they go up at an angle on the closed end of the condom - around the head and beginning of the shaft. As a woman in test mode, these did not feel like ribbed condoms but did give an extra little stimulation. Like I said before, I’m not normally a fan of ribbed condoms, but these are unique and will go on my shopping list when our stash runs low. The lubricant in these condoms does not contain Nonoxynol-9, a spermicide which can irritate persons with sensitive skin. So they are safe to use as any other lubricated condom. These are latex condoms, so people with latex or rubber allergies should not use them at all. All in all, these are a great twist on condoms, and can bring a little extra something to the bedroom, although it seems more for her. I’d love to see if any other couples were able to give him some extra sensations. I also have to add that my man and I use condoms every time, and they are almost always Trojans. Therefore, I am a bit biased to the quality and relability of Trojans. But we're always up for something new and these twisted condoms are a delightful change... for me at least. Play safe!! Come on baby - do the Twist!

Oh man - I better take that stuff off my wish list. Thanks for the honest review - I'm a total anti-bacterial toy person, even though I don't share... I just like clean toys!!