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pappyld04 last won the day on August 15 2017

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  • Briefly Describe your last sexual encounter:
    We drove down the Interstate with her on her knees naked giving me a nice long blowjob!
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    Oklahoma
  • # of sex toys you own?
    We have many store bought, some hand made and some improvised items we have been using
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  • What is your age & gender?
    41yo., Male

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  1. I have not been very active here of late. Back when this board was very active there were some threads about internet romance. I am not going to say that it cannot happen, I want to tell everyone what is happening out there now. I have been spending time with 2 sites that deal with the problems of internet romance. I have seen people that have bilked out of a lot of money and it pisses me off! These people get their hook in you and you will regret it. They do not care about what suffering they bring on you. They will use you to launder money, to cash bogus checks, and they will not stop until you are no longer able to serve their purpose. There are signs to watch out for with these people. Are they from America? bad English and grammar? Were they recently relocated to Africa? Is the profile saying something along the line of "am loving wo/man looking for soulmate"? We are seeing a lot of Russian, some Canadian, Australian, and UK scammers also. If you are in doubt please Google bits of their mail to you or their email address. There's a good chance you will find yourself reading stories that will make you sick to your stomach! Be very careful when you go online folks! I only said love there because these people who fall prey to those are taken for everything. These people are on CraigsList, Kajiji, AutoTrader and many other places. Some just do not take the romance route. Pappy
  2. I've only been doing this for a short time and typically these types are the same old boring "I'll kill you if you don't pay me". Someone sent the following to me today. ATTN, col. D "LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY I WILL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE. <br style="text-shadow:none"> <br style="text-shadow:none"> YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED. SOME ONE YOU KNOW WANTS YOU DEAD. I HAVE BEEN PAID TO KILL YOU, AND WILL GO FOR MY MOTIONS UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO ASSIST ME. <br style="text-shadow:none"> <br style="text-shadow:none"> I KNOW YOU ARE INNOCENT OF WHICH YOU ACCUSE, SO CAN HELP YOU DISAPPEAR AND STOP THE BOYZ COMMING FOR YOU. I WISH YOU TO KNOW I WAS PAID TO KILL YOU IN A MOST PAINFUL AND UNHAPPY WAY. I WAS PAID TO STUFF LOTS OF PINK CROCS (YOU KNOW THOSE RUBBER SANDALS) UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU HAVE BOWEL EXPLOSION AND DEAD. <br style="text-shadow:none"> <br style="text-shadow:none"> I HAVE KILLED MANY IN THIS WAY BEFORE AND WILL CONTINUE AS I AM KNOWN AS THE CROCS ASS KILLER. TO STAY ALIVE , YOU ARE TO PAYMENT TWICE MORE ,THEN WHAT I HAVE BEEN PAID , I AM ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE INNOCENT THE PRICE I HAVE ON YOUR HEAD IS 15,000.00 EURO , SO YOU NOW NO WHAT TO PAY ME , <br style="text-shadow:none"> <br style="text-shadow:none"> REPLY TO ME IF YOU WISH TO LIVE " Note:I will advise you keep this to yourself alone, not even a friend or a family member should know about it because it could be one of them. THE GREAT ASSASSIN GROUP OF EXHIBITION
  3. ATTENTION EBAY USERS Be careful what you purchase on EBAY..... A friend of mine told me he spent $50 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. Instructions said don't use in the sunlight!
  4. Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was....ouch!!!
  5. The state governor was hosting a Halloween costume party. All the gentry were there, and as they arrived, the doorman announced what their characters were. When one couple arrived, he announced "Mickey and Minnie Mouse." When another couple arrived, he announced, "Tarzan and Jane," and so on, as each guest arrived. Later in the evening, a man arrived dressed only in a pair of underpants. Apart from that, he was totally naked from head to toe. After ascertaining that the man was indeed an invited guest, the doorman asked, "How shall I announce you?" The man said, "I'm premature ejaculation." "I'm very sorry, sir," said the shocked doorman. "I cannot announce anything like that to such a gathering." "Okay," said the man, “Just say I came in my underpants."
  6. Three birds are flying over head when one spots a dove. He swoops down, picks up the dove and takes it into the bushes. After a few minutes, the dove comes out and says, “I’m a dove and I’ve been loved!” The birds continue on. A little later the second bird sees a lark. He swoops down, picks it up and goes into the bushes. A few minutes, the lark comes out and says, “I’m a lark and I’ve been sparked!” The birds continue on. A little later the third sees a duck. He swoops down, picks it up and takes it into the bushes. After a few minutes the bird comes out, then goes back in. Then the duck comes out and says, “I’m a drake and there’s been a big mistake!”
  7. You know how they found Bin Laden? They took a crop duster over the area spraying viagra, and the little prick popped right up!
  8. Stuttering Cat - as explained by a 4th grade student. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF, but before she could say "Fuck!," the Rottweiler ate her! The teacher had to leave the room.
  9. WHAT EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW Unfortunately, many men who seem attractive on the surface are actually strongly homosexual, often without even knowing it. Men with lean waists, overdeveloped chests, arms and clean skin are actually unconsciously obsessed by male bodies. You should stay far away from men who are athletes or rock stars, and men who feel compelled to dress in fancy suits with clean shirts and polished shoes. These "men" often have a compulsion to spend money on sumptuous meals, taxicabs, and expensive trinkets to compensate for their affliction. Experienced, self-confident lovers, the kind you want don't need to alter the natural contours of their bodies. They are content with slender arms, relaxed chests, and waists with a comfortable amount of flesh, which can come in handy during moments of intimacy (why do you think they call them "love handles"?) One other tip: Married men can be depended on not to cause embarrassing rumors about you at home or school. Men on short business trips are discreet, grateful, and particularly driven by passion. Look for them! HOW "BIG" SHOULD A MAN BE? Don't by shy. It's an important question, and one surrounded by confusion. The average man's penis is 2 1/2 to 3 inches long. Men substantially larger than this must often undergo painful surgery to cure their condition. In thickness, the average man is slightly larger than a ball-point pen. HOW "LONG" SHOULD A MAN LAST? Some men can prolong the sex act beyond the once-imponderable thirty-second barrier; intercourse with an experienced man can go for up to forty-five seconds. Once in a long while, you'll find a man who can "last" as long as a minute. Whatever you do, don't let your girlfriends know you've landed one of these desirable "sixty second wonders." HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M HAVING AN ORGASM? The female orgasm is a sensation that's very hard to put into words, but most fulfilled, experienced women agrees that it "feels like something inside of you." When a man's penis is inside your vagina, or mouth or buttocks, that is an orgasm. You'll find a really skilled lover applies the same techniques to love as a gourmet does to a meal; he "leaves a little something on your plate." When, after intercourse, you feel a vague sensation that there could be "more to come," that "vaguely unsatisfied" feeling," then you can be sure you've experienced a sexually memorable adventure. WHAT IS A MULTIPLE ORGASM? There is no such thing. WHAT ABOUT ORAL SEX? This is one of the most significant differences between the sexes. If you look at pictures of a man and a woman, you'll see the a man's penis fits naturally into a woman's mouth. On the other hand, a man's mouth does not naturally fit into a woman's vagina. Thus, a woman orally stimulating a man is performing a "natural" act. But a man seeking to put his mouth on or near your vagina is committing an "unnatural" act (why do you think they call the vagina your "private parts"?) WHAT IS AFTERPLAY? Men have ways of expressing their satisfaction. His satisfied sigh, followed by a deep, consuming sleep, is a sure sign that he, and you are "GIB." Another example of male "afterplay" is his turning on a football or basketball game immediately after climax. Many women find a particularly satisfying postcoital experience in going into the kitchen and bringing a nice, cold beer for the man along with a light snack, sandwich, potato chips and dip, to help her love put back depleted calories. WHAT IS IMPOTENCE? Impotence is what happens when a girl fails to stimulate her man properly. This can happen when her figure is not perfect, or when she tries to talk with him for too long before getting into bed with him. If this happens, you can help by turning on a sports event on TV or getting your man a sandwich. Another really good "foreplay" technique is to invite a really good-looking girlfriend over, and do whatever he asks, to him or to each other, while he watches. HOW CAN I KEEP THE MYSTERY ALIVE? One good way to keep things from becoming routine is to vary your dress. Garter belts, black mesh stocking, leather or rubber suits will all help get your man's attention. Also, don't keep playing "one on one." Invite your more attractive and energetic girlfriends over to take part. Another technique, and we think the best, is to use anonymous names. Have your lover call himself "Mr. Smith." Don't let him tell you where he lives, or his home telephone number. You'll find it lends an air of real "mystery" to the affair. HOW CAN I MEET REAL MEN? When looking for the ideal man, about twenty-five to fifty, married, on a business trip, with enough flab to assure you of his masculinity, go to a 'local' about 8:30 at night. Look around the bar, then, when you've found your man, unbutton the top three or four buttons on your blouse, wink at him, walk over and whisper in his ear, "You're cute, can I buy you a drink?" This is a real conversation icebreaker and things will naturally progress from here. SOME OTHER IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Q: "If I get pregnant, how do I know who the father is?" A: There is absolutely no way to tell. Q: "What's the best way to keep my teeth and skin looking healthy and shiny?" A: One of the best and most frequently neglected substances is semen. The more you can somehow get on your teeth and skin, the better you'll look. Q: "What are some "loving nicknames" we can use?" A: You should always call him, "Mr. Smith." You can also call him, "King Kong," "Master," or "stud." Men often call their favorite lovers, "Hey you" or "Uh, Miss?" Q: "Where should a man take me?" A: Because so many homosexual men like to take their "dates" out for fancy meals, look for the man who will send you out to KFC or McDonalds for a snack. That means his mind is not on food, so you know what he's thinking about. Q: "What happens if he doesn't call?" A: He may be trying to keep the romance alive; go out every few weeks to your 'local' and look to see if he's come back. If he doesn't, find another person who sort of looks like him and maybe writes or works for a humor magazine, then try the "Can I buy you a drink?" technique with him. You may find you've met a new, exciting lover.
  10. Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him." The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!" The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?" The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!" The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes." Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!" The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?" To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska." At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
  11. I have to agree that this new layout isn't good for an old mans eyes! And not being able to glimpse the new posts in every topic sucks! I found the older style layout after a little configuration, but still want to know what happened to the PM fuction?
  12. WOW! I can tell its been quite a while since I've been in here. What happened to Mr. T?
  13. I don't believe that this has anything to do with your willingness to move to that level. You alone have to decide where your comfort level is, even if you thik it needs work. From what you give here it seems that he was trying to work the field without including you. I seriously doubt the loss was yours!!!
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