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There would be now way I could have done it... Im going throught a devorce and I cant even think of going on a date or anything because i still fell married.

This happend here in Orem, Utah last year. The lady was on a fixed income and they dont have a secondary water there and the cops tryed to give her a fine and she went to walk back in her house and she some how ended up falling. Then Gloria Alred (i think was her name, from the OJ murder trial) came her and defended her in court and she still had to pay the fines. But now she is back in are news here because she will no longer live in utah and she let her house her go to forclosure over the city.

Well it was are 4th anniversary and we had went to a themed hotel and we stayed in a tree house room. We started drinking when we were in the waterfall tub. So when were got out we were kinda tipsy. He pushed me on the bed and started kissing me and we started playing and all of a sudden he was gone. He had fell on his ass on the floor. Can I say it killed the mood because I couldn't stop laughing. (Still cant)

I would have tried it but I would think the sugar would cause infections. So sorry I havent tried them.

Thanks EVERYONE!!! I have been MIA for a few days. Well my lovely father never called to tell me about anything. As for my husband he is a pain in my ass. I was gone for about 13 hours the day of the funeral and when I got home he said "the kids need to get in the tub, good night" and didnt speek to me for two days. I think he was mad that he didnt get beer...poor baby... I have decided that death brings out funny things in people. For the last 7 years I have always called my grandma on Tuesdays. Well I called her today (she about died thinking something eles had happened) and she was telling me that all my dad and his wife are doing is calling and asking for things of my grandpas. Im selling the horses for her because she cant take care of them her self. Im to far away to take care of them for her and no one is seeming to help out with anything. Im the only one that is an hour away and the rest live within 10 mins of her and I went an fixed her computer and helped her wrap gifts for a baby shower. Thanks again everyone!! It means alot.

My husband grew up next door to where we live now and knew the couple that lived here before us very well. The man passed away a while ago from a heart atack in the kitchen and the lady lived here by her self for many years. About ten years ago they put here in a nursing home and put the house up for sell. Everyone wanted this house but no one ever seemed to make a offer on the house. We talked to them and told them that we were able to be financed for 155,000 we asked they if they would carry the rest of they loan through them. (It was for sale for 190,000) They told us that they would not carry the loan and that they would take the 155,000. After we had the papers from the bank we made an arrangement to move in the home about a month before we closed. We closed on are home the same day that I was started to have my son. The lady passed away about three months after we bought the house. Since they day she passed away I have radios and tvs that turn on by them selfs and my son has said that he has seen her on my birthdays. Her birthday was the same day. I just lost my grandpa two weeks ago today. Everytime I go to my grandmas his bedroom door opens and she says when I leave it closes. I went to where his accident accured and I was able to tell where it had happened. Everything had been fixed at this time. But I keep seeing him walking in and out of the horse stalls. Everytime my grandma would look that way he would walk out and she wasnt able to see him. But he saw her. Another thing that I have been blessed with is when someone in my family or friends finds out that they are going to have a baby. I have already told my hubby that they were going to have a little addition and I know what they are having. I just asked my sister in law if they were trying to have a baby and told here I have a dream that they were having a little girl. They had just been to the dr and found out she is about 7 weeks along.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

There is olny 936 before are kids turn 18

Hi So I have has the most horrible day that I have had in a long time. It started out that I had to get a job. I have been a stay at home mom for 7 years (I haven't had a job since I was in high school) So this was a little hard. Well I ended up getting one and I started it today. I had my mom set up to watch my two kids for 4 hours while I went to training. My mom calls me at 7 am to brake the bad news that my grandpa was killed last night in an accident. ...I had one of those old time cowboys for a grandpa. He went to feed the horses and he had just called my grandma at 4:40 pm and said he was on his way home to get something and to go help out a friend. He broke something on his truck that he had to start it under the hood. He must not have realized it was in gear. The truck ran over him and through him almost 100 feet from when the truck was parked before he started it and there was a fence that he flew into. The truck went through the fence and let out the horses (6of them) the people down the road saw the horses out and when to get them and put them back in the fields. They found my grandpa at 5:15 and he was no longer alive. At 5:30 there were two police men at my grandma's door telling her what had happened. The medical examinator said he passed away at 4:42pm... Its my dads step dad that I have known my whole life and my parents have been devoiced for 22 years. So for my mom to know before me was kinda heart braking. Well it has been over 24 hours when the accident accrued and my dad and his wife found out and I still haven't got a call from them. Since I have a hard time dealing with death and facing it. (my dad has no clue about this because he has nothing to do with me because of a jelousey issue) I just pushed it to the back of my mind and went to training. When I got home from training I had an email from my husband. Saying his boss just offered him a different job that made more money and that I wouldn't have to take the job I got and that he would be going to Montana m-f and home on the weekends. We did this once before and it was hard but back then we had no kids. I told him to do what ever he felt good about and then I told him about my grandpa. He doesn't see m to care. Hasn't asked me anything about it or asked if I'm ok or not. Its so flusterating!!! His aunt passed away around Christmas time. It was a huge thing and we all knew that she was going due to caunser. All he says is "are you going to clean all day wednesday so that we can go to fireworks wednesday night" Like I'm a kid. He must not realize how not fun it is to be sick for 4 days and have to find a job at the same time and then to have a grandparent pass away. Sorry for even posting this I just needed to vent and I cant vent to anyone at my house or it just make big problems. So thanks to all of you that read about my horrible day.

Get him someWATERMELON they say that also works.

I hate driving in Phoenix! We go to Gilbert every febuary and every year we get stuck in major traffic and huge accidents.

My brother, my brother in law and I have all been in accidents due to stupid people in the last week. My BIL was driving down a 4 lane freeway, he was in the fast lane doing 7 over the speed limit and some guy changed all four lanes without looking and pushed him right into the cement barricades. It was a good thing he was in his truck because there car would have been smashed. My brother was driving down a in town road and the speed limit is 30. He stopped to turn left and some stupid laid slammed into the back of him doing 50 and admitted it to the cop. (they made he do an alcohol test and she didn’t pass it) My brother was in a full size truck and so was she. His set belt broke and he slammed into the windshield also hitting his head on the back window. Breaking both windows. She hit him so hard that the transmission broke apart from the engine. But he is fine just had a head ache for a few days. Then some stupid teenage girl was texting on her phone while driving and slammed in to the back of me. It was a good thing I was on my way up to the hospital (my son was in the hospital due to heart surgery) because if not both of my kids would have been with me on a normal day.

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill a bathtub with water. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

Her Diary vs. His Diary HER DIARY: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere Quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him What was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why the didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. HIS DIARY: Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that $%#@& knows I'm smarter than her.