Members Mikayla1 Posted June 29, 2010 Members Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 My Sex Was ON FIRE!!![i could have sworn I have written a review for this warming lotion before, but apparently, I have only reviewed the traditional 'Pink" lube. ] So, last night my hb and I were trying to get down and dirty when imagine my shock and horror when we opened the drawer to find NO lube. Me, Mikayla, with NO lube. Seriously shocked we rumaged through all our stashes - as we were in MID-MOMENT - and could NOT find any lube. None. Nada. NO LUBE ANYWHERE. Finally, under the bed, next to our goodie box rolled out the Hot Pink bottle like a beacon of hope. Nope, more like a practial joke - but you'll see why soon.i figured, well, I like warming or cooling lubes (any extra sensation is usually OK with me) so I quickly read the label. Hypoallergenic, water-based, glycerin-free, warming lube. Sounded perfect to me. I opened the bottle and threw it over to my hb, who in the dark squirted WAYYYY too much on his penis.We commenced with 'the deed' and in just a few seconds I felt a very pleasant warming sensation inside me. Then a little warmer. Then a little warmer. Then HOT. I mean H*O*T. My pussy was burning like a whore without antibiotics! OK, maybe I am being a little dramatic, but it was way too warm. My hubby started to complain similarly that his 'pecker was burning!' We tried to finish - we really did - but ended up just nixing the sex, washing off our privates and going another route for the evening. After we were back to a calming state of coolness, I asked my HB exactly how much lube he used? He admitted that he used probably way too much as it came out of the bottle quickly and seemed to soak in immediately. He looked at me and said, 'Honey, that gave new meaning to the phrase having a 'hot hole!' After laughing about it for a few minutes, I said, 'well, I guess my Sex was REALLY on fire!' and we laughed some more. Proof positive that if you can laugh at yourselves, life can be good.So, I am not sure if it was the sheer volume of this lube that caused this reaction, or if it was just too hot for me to handle, but word to the wise: sample first, use a small amount and THEN add more if needed. I am sure this lube could be a pleasant addition to sex - as long as the burn is kept to a smolder!Want it HOT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SensualWoman Posted June 29, 2010 Members Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 This is the very reason why I always buy a new bottle just when the old bottle is two uses away. I am very sorry to hear about the experience, I've had something similar with the too-timid arousing gel. A little bit and I was almost in tears I was burning so much, even though I had only put some on my clit, some got into me. The awesome-ness of being a woman, there isn't a way to get the burning to stop. Although I guess that it gets absorbed through the skin of a penis. Great review! The heads up is much appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 29, 2010 Members Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 HOT SEX!!!! Great Review! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Members Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Just not the kind of HOT SEX I wanted! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted June 29, 2010 Members Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Just not the kind of HOT SEX I wanted! LOL Yea, but hot sex (anyway) sounds good right now..... guess I gotta' get me some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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