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A comment reminded me of the one that I heard when I was in high school. Time for a little laugh.

There was a newly wed couple on their wedding night. They couldn't afford anything extravagent so they were going to Dallas. So to save some money they decided to take the bus. It was night and the bus was rather dark. They newlyweds began to kiss and fondle each other. She starting getting rather worked up and had to have his hard cock inside her. She got an idea. She got a blanket, placed it over his lap, unzipped his pants and pulled his stiff cock out. She slipped under the blanket and lifted up her dress. She managed to get his hard cock inside her. She then raised up slightly and asked a passenger on the bus "Are you going to Dallas?" She eased down and sighed "Aww, that's nice." She repeated the same question and action until everyone had been asked. Then with great excitement she clapped and exclaimed, "We're all going to Dallas! We're all going to Dallas!" as she bounced up and down in her new husbands "lap" :D

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awesome!!!!!! LOL

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she had an idea and she rode with it lololol

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I didn't get it for around 7 seconds. Then I did.

 

Once a blonde...

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On ‎10‎/‎12‎/‎2016 at 3:55 PM, 12GAUGE said:

I didn't get it for around 7 seconds. Then I did.

 

Once a blonde...

ALWAYS A BLONDE plus I'm HALF TEXAN HOOCHEE COO

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