Tyger Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. And you thought all they did was say Hello. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted December 20, 2011 Members Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. And you thought all they did was say Hello.ROTFLMAO, great Blonde joke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Review Team l8niter Posted March 12, 2016 Review Team Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 yup that's a blond for ya lololol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Review Team PlayfulKitty Posted April 21, 2016 Review Team Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 good one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted May 8, 2016 Members Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 LMAO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted October 12, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 As a former blonde I resemble that remark!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cyn Posted October 22, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I've heard that joke before and it's funny every time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted July 18, 2017 Members Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 LMAO!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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