Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted January 1, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Ok, I know most here are Parents, as I am myself, Father of 3, still funny...Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'Sally replied, 'No... salty!' Mom fainted...LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted January 1, 2012 Author Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 More Humor of Children Saying the Damndest Things... THE BITCH IN THE KITCHEN A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son,"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train... But I want you to use nice language. " Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. " She heard her little darling continue...."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay.... "PLEASE...SEE THE BITCH IN THE KITCHEN" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 1, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Thanks for my morning chuckle. I loved the second one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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