Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted January 1, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 I fired my secretary last week... Last week was my birthday...Waking up on that morning,I went downstairs for breakfasthoping my SO would be pleasant greeting me with a "Happy Birthday!"possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning,let alone "Happy Birthday."Well, that's relationships for you...But the kids....They will remember.My kids came bounding down stairs tobreakfast and didn't say a word. When I left for the office,I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.As I walked into my office,My secretary 'Jane' said,"Good Morning Boss,and by the way Happy Birthday! " I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.I worked until one o'clock,When Jane knocked on my door and said..."You know, Its such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday,what do you say we go out to lunch,just you and me." "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day."Let's go!""We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, Its such a beautiful day...We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.After arriving at her apartment,Jane turned to me and said,"Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.I'll be right back.""Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ..Followed by my SO, my kids, and dozens of my closest friends and co-workers,all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there...On the couch... Naked !!! Did I mention I Fired My Secretary Last Week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 1, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToyQueen Posted January 1, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Good one!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReadyToMoveOn Posted January 2, 2012 Author Members Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Good one!!!!!!!!!!!I read further on today, sad to say, this had been posted previously, apologies for the secondary post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 2, 2012 Members Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 I read further on today, sad to say, this had been posted previously, apologies for the secondary post. Not to worry, I'm sure most of us didn't even realize it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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