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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

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A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters the kitchen, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say 'hello'?"

:lol::lol::lol:

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laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif to much fun!

I know I have a callused sense of humor, but I like the idea that the Husband is sitting in the Kitchen, reading his newspaper, with SMIRK on his face, knowing his wife (Ex) has just clubbed her parents while they lay asleep in their bed...

Oh the humor...:D

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I know I have a callused sense of humor, but I like the idea that the Husband is sitting in the Kitchen, reading his newspaper, with SMIRK on his face, knowing his wife (Ex) has just clubbed her parents while they lay asleep in their bed...

Oh the humor...:D

Is that taking care of two birds with one stone?

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I know I have a callused sense of humor, but I like the idea that the Husband is sitting in the Kitchen, reading his newspaper, with SMIRK on his face, knowing his wife (Ex) has just clubbed her parents while they lay asleep in their bed...

Oh the humor...:D

laugh.gifwicked!

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laugh.gifwicked!

Sometimes..."wicked" is good...B)

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LMAO!!!! I'm not that type of person, thankfully, but I know several women that would do that before they thought. Bwuahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! :lol:

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LMAO!!!! I'm not that type of person, thankfully, but I know several women that would do that before they thought. Bwuahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! :lol:

Scary Deeds some women are capable of due to poor thought processing...:blink:

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My ex sister in law is one of those scary, unthinking women. Though her actions were desperate attempts to keep her husband. She was nuts.

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On 2/24/2012 at 8:20 PM, ReadyToMoveOn said:

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

For example..

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters the kitchen, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say 'hello'?"

 

:lol::lol::lol:

Hahaha that made my day! 

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