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How do you know you have a high sperm count?    She has to chew before she swallows!   :D

What's worse than ants in your pants?  Uncles!

How do you find a blind man on a beach?  It's not hard!   B)

What's the difference between hungry and horny?   Where you stick the cucumber!



A man is sitting at the bar with his head in his hands...

“Bartender: What’s the matter buddy?

Man: It’s the worst thing ever. I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.

Bartender: Oh man that really sucks! What did you do?

Man: I told her to pack her shit and get the hell out!

Bartender: What about your best friend?

Man: I looked him straight in the eyes and said BAD DOG!”  :o


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Old lady hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover got over cause Rover had a bone of his own.

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