Members Joules Posted yesterday at 04:20 PM Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 04:20 PM There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. After wiping his chin, He said, with a grin: "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!" 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinkster Posted yesterday at 04:47 PM Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 04:47 PM 25 minutes ago, Joules said: There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. After wiping his chin, He said, with a grin: "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!" Now that's an oldie! Did you hear about the guy from Boston? He drove a tiny little Austin. He had room for his ass, and a gallon of gas, But his balls hung out, and he lost em! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joules Posted yesterday at 04:48 PM Author Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 04:48 PM Just now, Kinkster said: Now that's an oldie! Did you hear about the guy from Boston? He drove a tiny little Austin. He had room for his ass, and a gallon of gas, But his balls hung out, and he lost em! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinkster Posted yesterday at 04:50 PM Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 04:50 PM How about the girl from Peru? She didn't have anything to do! So she sat on the stair, Pulled out her pubic hair, Three-thousand -nine-hundred-and-two! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinkster Posted yesterday at 04:57 PM Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 04:57 PM And then there's the fella from Kent, Whose dick was so long that it bent! To save him some trouble, He'd fold it in double, And instead of cumming, he went! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joules Posted yesterday at 05:19 PM Author Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 05:19 PM 29 minutes ago, Kinkster said: How about the girl from Peru? She didn't have anything to do! So she sat on the stair, Pulled out her pubic hair, Three-thousand -nine-hundred-and-two! Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joules Posted yesterday at 05:20 PM Author Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 05:20 PM 22 minutes ago, Kinkster said: And then there's the fella from Kent, Whose dick was so long that it bent! To save him some trouble, He'd fold it in double, And instead of cumming, he went! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinkster Posted yesterday at 05:31 PM Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 05:31 PM 11 minutes ago, Joules said: Ouch! You mean, !poink! !OUCH! x 3,902 !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joules Posted yesterday at 05:36 PM Author Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 05:36 PM 4 minutes ago, Kinkster said: You mean, !poink! !OUCH! x 3,902 !! Exactly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snoocums Posted yesterday at 05:56 PM Members Report Share Posted yesterday at 05:56 PM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snoocums Posted 23 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 23 hours ago There was a pretty young girl from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue She said with a grin “If they pay to get in They’ll pay to get out of it, too”😜😜 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joules Posted 23 hours ago Author Members Report Share Posted 23 hours ago 25 minutes ago, Snoocums said: There was a pretty young girl from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue She said with a grin “If they pay to get in They’ll pay to get out of it, too”😜😜 Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snoocums Posted 20 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 20 hours ago There once was a man named O’Doul Who saw little red spots on his tool His doctor, a cynic Said,” Get out of my clinic! And wipe off that lipstick you fool 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinkster Posted 20 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Snoocums said: There once was a man named O’Doul Who saw little red spots on his tool His doctor, a cynic Said,” Get out of my clinic! And wipe off that lipstick you fool I think that same guy went to the Doc a year or two later, 'cause his dick was turning orange. The Doc checked him out, and told him to quit eating Cheetos while he was watching porn! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snoocums Posted 20 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Kinkster said: I think that same guy went to the Doc a year or two later, 'cause his dick was turning orange. The Doc checked him out, and told him to quit eating Cheetos while he was watching porn! That’s hilarious 😆 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snoocums Posted 19 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 19 hours ago Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill’s real name is Randy 😀 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members all the time Posted 18 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 18 hours ago Mary, Mary quite contrary Shave that pussy, it's too damn hairy 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snoocums Posted 18 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 3 minutes ago, all the time said: Mary, Mary quite contrary Shave that pussy, it's too damn hairy That’s a good one!😀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members all the time Posted 18 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 18 hours ago Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet watching her garden grow Along came her neighbor and did her a favor She's such a crazy ho 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinkster Posted 17 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 17 hours ago 1 hour ago, Snoocums said: Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill’s real name is Randy 😀 I heard that Jack and Jill, went up the hill, and they each had a dollar and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50. Still think they went up for water? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joules Posted 17 hours ago Author Members Report Share Posted 17 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Kinkster said: I heard that Jack and Jill, went up the hill, and they each had a dollar and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50. Still think they went up for water? Nope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinkster Posted 17 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 17 hours ago 1 hour ago, all the time said: Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet watching her garden grow Along came her neighbor and did her a favor She's such a crazy ho But the story I heard, was that Little Miss Muffet, Sat on her tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said….. ”Whatcha got in the bowl….bitch?” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinkster Posted 17 hours ago Members Report Share Posted 17 hours ago How about old Mother Hubbard? She went to her cupboard, To get her poor doggy a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, And fed her a bone of his own! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joules Posted 17 hours ago Author Members Report Share Posted 17 hours ago Just now, Kinkster said: How about old Mother Hubbard? She went to her cupboard, To get her poor doggy a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, And fed her a bone of his own! Good one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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