Members whiskeywoman Posted April 23, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 An 85 yea old man opened his front door one day and there was a drop dead gorgerous blonde standing there.she said " it's your 85th birthday, I'm here to give you super sex"He said "Well, you beter give me the soup cause the sex would kill me"along the same lines...An elderly woman in a retirement home went up to one of the caretakers there, lifeted up her dress and said "SUPERPUSSY" then walked away.She did this again, went up to a random person, lifted her dress and said "SUPERPUSSY" and walked away.After several times of this, she walked up to an elderly gentleman, lifted her dress and said "SUPERPUSSY"he looked at her for several minutes and said "I'll have the soup, thanks"And finally....What is the true definition of the word trust?One cannibal giving another cannibal a blow jobHave a great day everyone, and don't forget to smile and laugh once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members me4now Posted April 23, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 have a excellent day thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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