Members Meg Posted April 23, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Just thought I'd share.How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? They'll never see you coming. What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M. What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment. Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary! Why is being in the military like a blow job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders? A scrotum pole! What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Why don't debutantes go to orgies? There'd be too many thank-you notes to write. What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? ''How come?'' What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Two Mennonite! Why is sex like a game of bridge?If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. Can you say three two-letter words that denote small? Is it in? What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One... Men will screw anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 OMG!! I loved the ultimate rejection/masturbation one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members clewing Posted April 24, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted April 24, 2007 Members Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Those were hilarious! Thanks for the giggles. My fav of course being a photo geek: What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?Both capture the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted July 16, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 LMAO!!! I just found this these are great!!! I love the Bj one and the Teenager I swear LOL that is so true. They are all great though!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whiskeywoman Posted July 16, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 ROFLMAOomg, those are absolutely priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted July 16, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 OMG that is toooooo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WifeMomSlave Posted July 17, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 TOO FUNNY!!! LMAO!!!! THANKS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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