Cucumbers Are Better

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The avrage cucumber is at leasy six inches long.

Cucumbers stay hard for a week.

A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety

Cucumbers are easy to pick up

you can fondle cucumbers in the super market.....and you know how firm it is before you take it home.

You only eat cucumber when you feel like it

Cucumbers never need a round of applause

A cucumber won't mind hiding in the fridge when your mother comes over

Cucumbers can stay up all night....and you won't have to sleep in a wet spot

Cucumbers won't compare you to a centerfold

Cucumbers won't tell you they liked you better with long hair

A cucumber will never give you a hickey

Cucumbers won't ask, "am I the best" "How was it" "Did you cum?" "How many times?"

With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once

Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them

It's easy to get rid of a cucumber

No matter how you slice it, you can always have your cucumber and eat it too!