Members jesso Posted July 12, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself : Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WifeMomSlave Posted July 12, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I should know by now not to read these jokes while eating.lol. Almost had a french fry come out of my nose.lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted July 13, 2007 Members Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 *rofl* Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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