Tyger Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!" The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinky Twinkie Posted October 29, 2007 Members Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!" The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."Oh I got to tell my father in law that joke, he works at walmart. In fact all my in laws do or have worked for the great retail outlet. This is one that I can remember thoughGlenn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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