The Old Couple

[Tyger]

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very

tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can

do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good

idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their

conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself,

I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll

just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.

So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for

support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the

tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and

the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old

man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that

the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while

both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they

both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life

and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old

couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is

truly amazing; I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the

couple passes, he says to the m, 'Excuse me, but that was something else.

You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of

secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago, that

wasn't an electric fence.'