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A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the

tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey

on her right thigh right up just below her bikini

line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving"

under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking real

good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa

Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good


As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo

artist says "If you don't mind, could you tell me

why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your


She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband com-

plaining all the time that there's nothing good to

eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

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