Members Mikayla1 Posted January 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 No, this is not a joke at all, it is really a vibe hidden in a banana! You may be asking yourself, as I did, "what, exactly, is the purpose of a vibe that looks like a piece of fruit?" Well, I got some answers, and they may surprise you as much as they did me.First, this vibe is A-Peeling because it doesn't look like a vibe at all. From a short distance, you would swear this was simply a banana. The only way you could tell that it wasn't what it seems is if you get close enough to see the small 'line' where the top unscrews. Second, I was totally unaware that there is a rampant male fantasy out there where men like to watch women insert fruit into their vaginas. Two of my male friends said that they would love to see this - and my hubby was on board as well. I thought they were bananas for thinking this way -but then I thought of all the porn out there where girls use bananas, cucumbers and the like to get off. Third, the little mini-slimline vibe that is in this banana is really nice. It is smooth, powerful, somewhat quiet and a good size at 4" long and only .75" wide. It is perfect for all players - new and advanced.When my hubby saw this new toy he started acting like an APE from the stoneage....'ggrrrrr....stick....banana....inside....grrrrrr.....' He has been on sex restriction since his vasectomy, and I honestly think he would have been on board to watch me do anything sexual. We put in the 1AA battery and I peeled the banana. The vibe is attached to the top portion, so it looks like a peeled banana. Since it is so smooth it easily inserted with a little lube. I will admit, I felt odd doing myself with a piece of fruit, but the vibe itself is very pleasing. It is wonderful on the clit and the vibrations feel good inside. My hubby loved watching me play HIDE THE BANANA....and I must admit, I felt a little dirty doing it with this vibe. The combo of my hubby's enthusiasm with my new dirty feelings got me to orgasm right quick! Now, while I would not suggest leaving this vibe out in your fruit basket (it is not THAT realistic looking) - you could definitely take it along in your purse and no one would know. I can imagine the look on the faces of men who think that their girlfriend is going to pause to eat some potasium enriched banana and then she turns on the vibrations! This was a very fun vibe, a clever idea and a good toy overall. Play hide the Na'na Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Your review was A-peeling, as well as full of monkey business! Thanks for the laugh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted January 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 hahaha! A very clever review, and entertaining as well. Now where's the cucumber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valntyn Posted January 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Great review! I loved it! I've been looking at this vibe for the last couple days, at first as a joke gift for a friend of a friend (who has a nonsexual banana fetish), but then I started liking it for ME! *laugh* I wondered if something this 'cute' could be powerful as well. Thanks for the info -- and the laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hollybw Posted January 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 I have been wondering about this one, too. Thanks for the info!It is a very strange one, indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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