Members Valntyn Posted January 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Ever been at your computer, reading erotica or watching porn, wishing you had a toy nearby, but moaning because your toybox is all the way in another room & it kills the mood? Aww, poor thing! Now you can be READY next time the e-urge strikes, with the Impulse Computer Accessory!This amazing new toy NEEDS NO BATTERIES! It plugs right into your computer so it can run, run, run as long as you can cum, cum, cum! This item plugs into an available USB port -- and trust me, you’ll MAKE room if one’s not available! A simple two-push-button controller with “UP” and “DOWN” sifts through a variety of vibrations for your enjoyment through either a finger-held massager or a long bullet.TEN different combinations of (fairly quiet) steady vibrations, pulses & surges are available. And for the sake of this review, I went through them all... TWICE! I HAD to try them out on both the massager AND the bullet! The massager has finger braces that expand snuggly to fit your finger, but keep the massager from flopping about. The vibes felt great using this, but I actually liked it better as a body massager. The bullet, though, WoW! Every vibration, pulse & surge is felt through that thing & they feel goooood.Now, I’m not normally a gal who likes the different rhythmic vibrations some toys have. They usually leave me unfulfilled, like they bring me ALMOST there... then desert me. Such a let-down. However, I LIKE this one! The vibes are strong like I like & even though they have that teasing nature to them, they’re perfectly timed to not let down. I was actually talking aloud to it as if someone else were there with me -- that’s a first for me! My favorite setting with the bullet is the next-to-last one, called Roller Coaster. I don’t go much for fair rides, but I LOVED this ride!So make room in your desk drawers at home, folks, because this is one computer accessory you DON’T want to be without! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted January 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Another virtually untapped market! Great idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elizabeth Posted January 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 The Impulse Computer Accessory totally pwns me. I mean, it's l33t. It's the sexiest thing to ever happen to my USB port. It is the geeky girl's (or boy's) electronic wet dream. I am in lust.The Impulse is, basically, a USB powered vibrator. This is, frankly, awesome. I mean, we all know that the Internet is for porn, so your computer should help to enable you in highly stimulated viewing of said porn. If you're the sort of person who has IM sex with her ex-boyfriend and is forever bemoaning the fact that the sex toys live in the other end of the house and never have an y working batteries, it isn't half bad either. Not, mind you, that I know any of that sort of person. Not at all. Ut uh.Where were we?Ah yes. The Impulse. It's not only l33t, it can has strong vibrations! The impulse is programmed with 10 different vibration settings from soft purr to escalating surges like a train pulling up to your skin. It is stronger than many of my battery powered vibes and far more variable – I could see my enjoying all of the different programs depending on my mood. Plus, it has two interchangeable heads! Depending on which attachment you power up you either have a small vibe with 3 stimulating nodes that slips onto your finger or a small bullet – which could be used on its own or with the many bullet toys and accessories that are out there in this wonderful world of vibrating fun. The only downside to the Impulse is that although it would make an amusing office toy… it's a bit too noisy for it to be practical. Still, though, if you unplugged the vibrating head from the motor body, you could leave it attached to your computer and think dirty thoughts with no one the wiser. The part that plugs into your computer could be anything at all – all it says on it are the words "up and down," and the words on the back could easily be covered by a sticker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Amylynn920 Posted January 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Amazing. I think the level of marketing and innovation to adult products is just amazing. Great reviews. This would definately benefit those that are perhaps in long distance relationships. Brings web camming to a new level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted January 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 I totally need this. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike_d Posted January 14, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 this would be fantastic for reading the erotic stories here at TT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted January 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Oh, the makers of this product SOOOOO have my number! What an ingenius idea, make a sex toy that runs off your computer! Big Brother you are here and I LOVE YA!! As my fellow reviewers have pointed out, this toy really has no serious bad points. Of course, you have to be at least computer savvy enough to know what a USB port is -but other than that, no computer knowledge is really needed!With two attachments for your pleasure, this item is easy to assemble and use. Plug in the main cord into an available USB port, attach the vibration controller, then pick either simple bullet or finger attachment. I went for the finger attachment first. It is on the louder side, but when using at home - not bad at all!I have a laptop - which is perfect for using this toy. I plugged in and it went to work. The vibration levels are FANTASTIC - it really is strong and the variations of vibrations definitely leave nothing to be desired. You can read erotica, sample some porn - or do what I did - put in the latest Adult DVD that I have to review, lean back and enjoy some computer powered vibrations while watching some great porn! This toy is so great because you can literally stick the bullet between your legs, lean back and let the computer work for you. Or, you can use the finger attachment and minimally contribute to the pleasurizing that will ensue!Nothing beats vibrators that are strong and NEVER need batteries! Just make sure your computer is plugged in or fully charged! Then, go surfing the net - and yourself!Compuvibrations.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Having another Impulse toy, I was sooo excited to get this item the other day! Besides being a computer geek, I LOVE my sex toys, so this is the best of both worlds for me! Knowing the “Impulse” line, the “i10” caught my eye. Knowing the number after the “i” means the level of vibes, 10 is a GREAT number! Then, the next feature that caught my eye was NO BATTERIES NEEDED!! Very cool! Then, 2, count ‘em 2 different stimulators? Oh yeah! We have the extra long 56” USB cord, the finger mini massager, that resembles the top of a pocket rocket type toy with snug, adjustable finger braces, and a small, narrow bullet. And the controller that can be taken for a cool mini mouse! That’s it! No program to install or anything. Having the need to try this baby out, I plug in the USB cord in my handy-dandy front USB port (with 56”, it doesn’t matter if you have a front or back USB port open, you should have plenty of cord), attach the 2-button controller, and plug in the bullet first. Yeah, baby! We have lots of options here, from vibrating, to surge, and pulsating, all at different strengths. When I turned it on, I did notice that no indicator popped up on my screen, telling me that a new piece of hardware was installed or recognized, helping keep the privacy down on my computer (though it’s MY computer, so I don’t care, but it’s nice to know). The bullet is a little loud, even when undercover, but it really does very well on pleasing my desire for strong vibes! And the finger mini massager has the same options with more direct stimulation, which is just what this gal LOVES. So now, if I’m reading another juicy review, or viewing something that really turns me on, I can plug in and get my e-gasm….I mean ORGASM on!Get satisfi-E-d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike_d Posted January 15, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I just put in an order for this and can't wait to use it in the new house! Need to get the computer out of the closet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted January 16, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 protonic.com - is a great support site for anyone who has trouble installing USB cards or anything else you have trouble with. It is a free site!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jesso Posted January 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Scenario: You're horny and decide you want to get off viewing internet porn. You go searching for your favorite vibe. Bingo, found it. You sit down at your computer, pull up your favorite site and go to turn on your toy but no power. Damn, the batteries are dead! What a buzz kill. Well not with this toy, cause the sex toy designers were thinking with this one! This is quite the visionary toy, a modern twist on a classic vibe. NO BATTERIES NEEDED! It easily plugs into a USB outlet in your computer. Plug it in and you've got an instant power source for as long as your orgasm's desire. With an extra long USB cord, it can easily plug into your computer and even into the back if you have an older one. If you have a MAC its powerful enough to work through your keyboard. It comes with a main controller, a mini massager and a mini bullet. The main controller has one hole for the power cord and one for which ever accessory you choose to use. I started off using the mini massager on the back of my neck making my way down to my nipples. For the size its actually a very strong vibe. Its a bit noisy, not very much. This was a great toy for starting off. The only complication is that I had to use my opposite hand to operate my computer mouse. I'm not as ambidextrous as I'd hoped! Once I got myself worked up a bit I switched to the bullet. I layed it on my clit to get me going and slowly moved it down inside of me. Once it was inside of me I had hands free action. Fantastic! I loved being able to look at naughty material on my computer without having to operate gear! It is not waterproof, so be very careful to not get the USB outlet wet. Toy wipes are really great for toys like this. And the whole toy really does have the look of computer accessories which is great if unwanted guests stumble across it. And it's environmentally friendly, cause you don't need batteries. You're surely on your way to beating out Al Gore for the Peace prize this year. Save the environment! Save the environment for FREE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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