Members pappyld04 Posted January 26, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shygirl13 Posted January 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 That was a great one. That would really suck though. I would have ran out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members littlemissnonamegirl Posted January 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 ahahahah that was sooo funny, but wowww that would suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brandyfan411 Posted January 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Oh snap!! I know he was sweating bullets lol. I too would have just ran out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jennifyr Posted January 28, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 lol! Would suck for the guy though!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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