The Big Bull And The Hard On Life Like Dildo

[Mikayla1]

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisddom, it was the age of foolishness" ~Charles Dickens

I know, you are all wondering, why am I starting a sex toy review by quoting Dickens??? Well, it is completely relevant and a good way to start my review!

In my latest box from TooTimid I recieved two dildos that really had my interest peaked. They were both large, one vibrated and one had a suction cup. I was eager to try both and I asked my hubby to help me. The first one he wanted to try was called The BIG BULL and I have to say, it is B I G! This monsterous cock is 8 " long and a llitte over 2.25" wide (the stats say 2, but it is bigger than 2") - in any case, WIDE and BIG. This dildo has a vibrator inside it with 4 different vibration levels. It is made of Real Skin and feels very soft. It is pretty stiff, with just a little bit of flexibility. I have to say, I was a bit intimidated by this toy, but my hubby was sure I could take it. The other toy was called the Hard On Life Like Dildo and this one was smaller, 7" wide and 1.75" wide! Made of pleasurable soft, life-like skin textured material. This toy is very flexible, has a suction cup on the base and does not vibrate.

Here is a picture of the BIG BOYS - Big Bull on the left, Life Like Dildo on the Right!

So, I knew that I would need a few supplies for this play session: LUBE, LUBE, LUBE and my bullet for great clitoral stimulation! I knew I needed some major arousal to make this work, so my hubby got down to the business of pleasuring me! Once I had a few orgasms behind me, he pulled out the Big Bull first. I opened my legs as wide as I could and he turned on the vibrations. I can not say I was really thrilled with the vibrations, but I had my bullet.....I got lubed up well and he began to twist and turn and try to get this big boy inside me. I was slow going but stimulating! It is amazing what can fit in a vagina - but for some reason this toy was "sticking" and not going much in. We decided to add some lube and have me lower myself down on the toy. I got up and sort of lowered myself slowly on the toy. I got it about halfway in and it was really feeling FULL! I slowly bobbed up and down and felt a great, bit orgasm building! My hubby added some clitoral stim with my bullet and I held off until I felt that tell-tale g-spot feeling and then I squirted all over me, my hubby and the toy! It was fantastic! Because this toy is so filling, it just got my spot just right. I never got the whole length of the toy in - but it was worth it to work with half of it - it was the best of times...

The worst of times started with the second toy. I figured with all these orgasms under my belt that this would be a smooth transition. We lubed up the Life Like Dildo. First we tried getting it in with my laying down again. We just couldn't get it in. Then I tried up on my feet again, lowering myself down. Again, couldn;t get it in. This toy is a bit too bendy. Because it is a big toy it requires a bit of 'push' to get it in, and because it is bendy I was having trouble. I figured it was because I had just had some orgasms and I was tight at the moment. We moved on to sex and I decided to try the toy later.

The next night I planted this toy onto my bathtub side and tried to take a ride. I am not sure what was going on with this toy, but I simply could NOT get it inserted! It is very, very bendy, you can literally bend it in half and with it being a wider toy, some stability would have been better, at least for me. I never got this toy inserted more than a few inches, and gave up trying. Once again, the worst of times....

Wisdom comes when you know when to give up, and I sure did after my second attempt. I was foolish to think that I would have better luck the next day! I was simply not pleased with the Pleasure Soft - but it might be just right for you if you want a really life like, large dildo.

The Big Bull on the other hand I took my the horns and rocked my world! It is definitely NOT for the faint of heart - or those who do not want to be mega filled! It is wide, long and really substantial feeling! I caution anyone intereste to use a lot of lube, be totally aroused, go slow and be patient!

Here ends my tale of the two dildos....maybe one will inspire you to write your own sexy story!

[Tyger]

I think I may rename you Mikayla "Dickinsher". You know I love ya!!

Great review!!