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Okay. When me and my hubby first got together we rented this drab little number to call our living space. Anyhow, these were the days when we fucked every waking minute of the day that we could find. Well, on this particular day, we had sex for hours. (I promise I am not exaggerating. You have to remember we were both "new" to one another at this time. Anyhow we had done some pretty kinky stuff and I think I maybe moaned a little too loud or perhaps a little too much lol because when we get done, we haven't even got our clothes on yet and there is a knock on the door. (We were in the living room btw doing all this). Well, I grab my clothes and take off running and hide behind the wall (hallway) until I get my clothes on. My hubby threw on some shorts and answered the door. I heard her ask to borrow a cigarette and didn't think anything about it...then she said. God what is that smell I love it! (Right as I was walking into the living room). Immediately my face and his face get red as we are looking at one another and all I can come up with is "I think it's called Sex on the Beach or something." She said Damn, I have got to get me some of that because I don't even smoke but listening to you two made me have to have a cigarette. LMAO. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thinking back, I think that was only the second time we had ever met her at the time. lol

Anyone got any of thier own stories to share?

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My boyfriend and I had been having sex on one of our rare days off together. Working at the same store, it was hard getting time off, since, technically, we weren't suppose to be together, being in upper management and all.....ANYWAY! We had been going at it for quite a while, in the LR. When we got done, it was just in time, cuz his brother, who lived with us, was coming up the driveway from work. He worked at a fish farm (yes, really). He came in, and asked if I had a new perfume on or something. I said, "not today". And he said that whatever I was wearing, it sure smelled good, and it turned him on. Me and my BF just looked at each other and kinda laughed.

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It is funny that this topic came up, cause just last night my hubby and I were waiting for some of his family to arrive for a family function. They were getting in after 11:00, and what to do when you are bored....of course, have SEX. Well, my hubby and I had an oral fest then some great sex.

When his Mom got here, he gave her a kiss and hug like always and she says, "Um, what is that smell..new aftershave"? He says, 'yeah, something like that...then busted out laughing!!!"

Why don't parents remember the sex smell????

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Um, am I Sex, or am I Candy? :P

That may be a question better asked of hubby! He may say both! LOL! That was actually a reference to the song! "Who's that casting devious stares in my direction"!

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Marcy Playground :D

Yeah mama this surely is a dream.

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Mine's not nearly that good but it was plenty embarrassing at the moment, we laugh about it now.

Back when my wife and I first got together we had a routine. Every day after school I would drop her off at home, we'd have sex, i'd get ready for work at her place and leave for work. Well as I was leaving, I went over to give her a kiss goodbye. She was sitting on the floor Indian style. I walked in front of her and strattled her in a sexy way to sit on her lap. As my butt hit her lap I farted. I wanted to run away. she was rolling on the floor laughing. Guess thats how I won her over.

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Mine's not nearly that good but it was plenty embarrassing at the moment, we laugh about it now.

Back when my wife and I first got together we had a routine. Every day after school I would drop her off at home, we'd have sex, i'd get ready for work at her place and leave for work. Well as I was leaving, I went over to give her a kiss goodbye. She was sitting on the floor Indian style. I walked in front of her and strattled her in a sexy way to sit on her lap. As my butt hit her lap I farted. I wanted to run away. she was rolling on the floor laughing. Guess thats how I won her over.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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About a month ago my wife and I managed to find a few minutes to try and have a quickie, we have been interrupted it seems continous for weeks. The baby had finally fallen asleep and i managed to tear her cloths off her and get the foreplay going. i started going down on her when the rang, we ignored it. A few minutes later I hear this banging on the door, and I had my hand up my wifes snatch working over her g spot. We'll things were getting very wet and we just couldn't ignor the hard bangng on the door then my father yelling on the other side of it. So we through our cloths on and went and answered the door( I was in a bad mood at this point). I opened it and my dad and uncle walked in and my uncle reaches out to shake my hand, he was bringing over christmas gifts that were on back order. We'll I didn't know what to do so I shook his hand, my wife quickly offered him a beverage in some way so he wouldn't guess what we was up too. She figured if she brought him a can of soda he wouldn't think to get his hand close enough to his face to smell the aroma.

Glenn

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The farting on the lap was a priceless post!!!

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good to see you back posting, glenn...seems you were away for awhile?

Yea well the wife has been on the pc working and by the time I get on the damn thing the baby cries or something and I have to get off( pardent he pun). I been having to choose a few topics to viist instead of looking over all the new posts. But I am alive and well and trying to get on even if it only just a few minutes.

It nice to know I been missed though ;-)

I posted a pic of me and the baby the other day called two in the tub, I thought it was a cute little parent appreciation type photo.

Glenn

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