Enter The Trumpets!

[Emelisse]

This not-so-little purple monster just became the new star of my toy box! Aptly named the Purple Majesty, this silicone vibe almost requires fanfare and a drum roll as you open the box!

The Purple Majesty is about 7” insertable, with a broad 2” in diameter. Once I managed to force the vibrator out, the purple silicone shaft was closer to 1-3/4” across. Removing the vibrator was very difficult - it required lots of (water-based only!) lube and quite a bit of muscle, but it was definitely worth it!

The white vibrator measures about 7” long (6” insertable) and 1” wide. Unfortunately, it’s about as discrete as my blender and more noise than buzz. A waste of two AA batteries. It managed to produce a very loud whine that I could hear through all my covers and a closed door. With the radio on. Even if I could stand to be closer to the shriek, I still wouldn’t use it alone - it picked up some strange goo being inside the silicone shaft that even dish soap couldn’t remove.

My widest toy before this was a modest 1-3/4” at its widest part. I tried the silicone shaft both with and without the vibrator. Each time took considerable “warm-up” time with other toys before I could even begin to play with this one.

When the vibrator is inside, the purple shaft is very firm. There’s not much in the way of give. Even though I worked up to the girth, it was still a bit too big for me. There was no space! I couldn’t tell where the Majesty stopped and I began. There definitely was not enough room to get the happy tickle of a vibe. Sure, a nice, firm touch with a vibrator is cool, but I enjoy it the most when I can rub it over the sensitive spots!

I was curious how different the experience would be without the additional girth and rigidity of the vibrator so I managed to remove it, and I am so glad that I did! It is never going back! By itself, the silicone shaft is much less rigid and a lot more natural feeling - well, as natural as something this big can be! I found it much more comfortable, versatile and enjoyable. Another huge plus to ditching the vibe is that you are left with a flat base. Silicone without lube is relatively sticky, so I put it on my wide foot board and started doing my aerobics - it was fantastic! I bounced my way into a very happy place. Even without the vibe I still couldn’t get the last inch in, so I wasn’t able to feel any additional stimulation from the balls, but they made for a great handle!

I am delighted with my Purple Majesty and now that I took out the vibrator it is water friendly! I can’t wait for bath time!