Snap Goes The Fake Skin

[Emelisse]

It doesn’t say much about a toy’s construction when you just go to gently rub it with a toy wipe and the plastic cover snaps. I was not impressed by the Real Skin of the Vibrating Ben Wa Balls at all. The “real skin” feels (and smells) just like a cheap balloon. It rips just like one too.

I was a little concerned when I first opened the package and felt the fragile surface twist and bunch on the wires connecting the balls. I shuddered a little at the feel of it, then decided to give them the benefit of the doubt. I popped 2 AA batteries into the wired controller and enjoyed the feel of the four different vibration modes play across my hands. The first three are kind of bumpy, like morse code, while the fourth is a strong, steady buzz. I was impressed with how quiet each setting was.

Being somewhat paranoid about things that go in entirely, I avoided the back door and started playing with them vaginally, inserting them one by one. When they were completely inside I realized that I couldn’t hear anything - they were completely silent even at the highest setting. Impressed, I started drawing the first one back out, stopping when it played over my clit. I rocked back and forth and bit my lip to keep from making some noises of my own. The size (about 1-1/4" per ball and 11" from the first ball to the last) was perfect, and the two still inside me felt nice and thick. I was just getting really into it when I grabbed the cord to move the internal ones a little and felt the plain plastic coating of the wire. The flimsy covering had shifted and bunched. Huffing a little with annoyance I drew them out and moved finished off with another toy. I didn’t want to take a chance that the cover would rip and that my lube would sink into parts that weren’t meant to get wet. Let’s just say I’m glad I did.

A few minutes later I pulled out my favorite toy wipes and smoothed the wire covering back into place. A single, gentle pull with the wipe and the cover over the wire snapped. It looked like one of those dirty gummy toys that you throw at a wall just to watch it ooze its way back down. Exactly how that was supposed to be like “real skin” I have no idea. The cover stayed in place over the last two balls, but there was no way I was playing with this toy anymore.

If it wasn’t for the cheap balloon-like covering this would be a fantastic toy, but mine is headed directly to the trash. As it is, I cannot recommend this toy at all. Maybe I just got a bad one, but I wouldn’t waste my money playing the odds.

[Valntyn]

Aw, what a shame these didn't live long -- they LOOK like such a neat set. You were a trooper for giving them a try, though -- thanks for the info!!