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My H and I were in the bedroom, he was on top and we were going at it. We were sweaty and the windows may have been open. It was summer. Suddenly I heard a noise, like loud talking, I stopped him and said did you hear that? All of a sudden we heard loud pounding on the door and a loud male voice saying open up, it's the police! Well holy fu*k! So My H gets up off me and grabs this knife he keeps under his mattress (I know he's weird) and heads out into the dark living room. Now mind you here he is naked, still sporting wood, wielding a knife. He goes into the living room and then all is quiet. He came back and laid down beside me still shaking. What happened I said. (we had just installed a new home theater system which had a "radio controlled remote") So he said, someone in the neighborhood must have the same system and turned on ours from their house! He said as he walked into the living room he could see the channels going like someone was channel surfing. We ended up just going to sleep after that and changed the code on the remote the next morning. WAY FUNNY now though :)

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My H and I were in the bedroom, he was on top and we were going at it. We were sweaty and the windows may have been open. It was summer. Suddenly I heard a noise, like loud talking, I stopped him and said did you hear that? All of a sudden we heard loud pounding on the door and a loud male voice saying open up, it's the police! Well holy fu*k! So My H gets up off me and grabs this knife he keeps under his mattress (I know he's weird) and heads out into the dark living room. Now mind you here he is naked, still sporting wood, wielding a knife. He goes into the living room and then all is quiet. He came back and laid down beside me still shaking. What happened I said. (we had just installed a new home theater system which had a "radio controlled remote") So he said, someone in the neighborhood must have the same system and turned on ours from their house! He said as he walked into the living room he could see the channels going like someone was channel surfing. We ended up just going to sleep after that and changed the code on the remote the next morning. WAY FUNNY now though :)

Or you had a few spooks messing with you and your equipment. Wont be the first time i have encountered that kind of thing.

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Or you had a few spooks messing with you and your equipment. Wont be the first time i have encountered that kind of thing.

Glenn

Nope no ghosts just a quirky Bose surround sound system :)

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Coitis Interruptus huh....ok, I have 2:

Dating Bondage guy, we were alone in my parent's family room, fucking away like no one's business. Then, we hear the door to the basement open (downstairs family room) and my DAD turns on the light. BG just get up, says "good evening Mr. *Smith*" and gets his pants and leaves. I was SOOOOOO embarrassed, we never spoke of this again.

My ex-fiancee and I were getting hot and heavy in his apartment. We were totally into it, I was on top riding him and he was using a toy on my clit. We heard knocking at the door, but decided to ignore it. We kept at it, more knocking, kept at it, more knocking...I started to cum...I am yelling, "Oh God, Oh God, I am gonna cum baby, give it to me" and just then I hear a male voice say, 'yes, Keith, by all means, give it to her!' it was two of his friends, they were supposed to play basketball and they saw his car and came in after all the knocking...they were just there, staring at us like 'oh yeah....' I was SOOOOOOO embarrassed!

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after hubby and i got married he had to go back to norway(new immagration) policy after 911. shortly after we got married, my dad was ill with cirrhosis, so i had to move in to care for him. well, not being able to see hubby for a few months, my dad went out to lunch with my aunt. so hubby and i used out "alone" time, and had a little phone sex. we were both in the middle of an "O" when my dad picked up the phone :o he just hung up, and pretended like it never happened.

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