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Strange Things a True Southerner Knows....

The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

What general direction cattywumpus is.

That ?gimme sugar? don?t mean pass the sugar.

When somebody?s ?fixin? to do something, it won?t be long.

The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.

How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.

Knows what, ?Well I Suwannee !!? means.

Ain?t nobody?s biscuits like Grandma?s biscuits !!

A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

Real gravy don?t come from the store.

When ?by and by? is.

How to handle their ?pot likker?.

The difference between ?pert? near? and ?a right far piece?.

The differences between a redneck and a good ol? boy.

Never to go snipe hunting twice.

At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.

Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going

to make a turn.

You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll ?em up past the elbows.

You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.

A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy?s pants up.

Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.

Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.

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These are great...and so true...

How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. this reminds me of traveling with my family - having a coke in a bottle with peanuts in it...that was living....

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