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So my friends and I used to refer to ourselves as "Fat Kids" yes we were over weight but that wasn't why. It was a state of mind. For example

Your a fat kid if:

you know who to hang out with to get free food.

you salivate at the mere mention of food.

you circle the parking lot for 1/2 an hour to find the closest parking spot possible.

you joke about breaking someone's leg for a handicap parking pass, andyour only half joking.

mmmm doughnut.

the thought of turning down ice cream is like committing murder.

you don't watch the Food Network to learn how to cook.

Feel free to add your own.

Your a "skinny bitch" if:

you spend more money on a gym payment then utilities.

a bunny would love teh content of your fridge.

you never circle parking lots, you take the very last spot in the row everytme, hey i burn so many calories walking!

mmmmm celery

you are disgusted by anyone who can't run an 8 minute mile.

the thought of ice cream makes your stomache turn, all those empty calories?!

you don't watch the Food Network because Paula Deen uses WAY too much butter an mayonesse, oh my poor ateries from just watching!

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Paula Deen is my HERO!! :lol:

The first time I saw her, I said "Hey! There is my REAL mom~ I knew I was adopted!! ha~ha

Our kids say all my recipies start with 'melt a stick of butter.............................'

Sweetguy is a cheese maker, and he works for a small cheese/butter plant.

We get all the good stuff for cost, and I cook up a storm. Yummy!

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Paula Deen is my HERO!! :lol:

The first time I saw her, I said "Hey! There is my REAL mom~ I knew I was adopted!! ha~ha

Our kids say all my recipies start with 'melt a stick of butter.............................'

Sweetguy is a cheese maker, and he works for a small cheese/butter plant.

We get all the good stuff for cost, and I cook up a storm. Yummy!

see now the fat kid in me says that I must move in and be your Offical Taste tester! mmmmmm Cheese......

I'm a Duff kind of a girl myself! I wanna be his friend just to eat cake. LOL

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Paula Deen is my HERO!! :lol:

The first time I saw her, I said "Hey! There is my REAL mom~ I knew I was adopted!! ha~ha

Our kids say all my recipies start with 'melt a stick of butter.............................'

Sweetguy is a cheese maker, and he works for a small cheese/butter plant.

We get all the good stuff for cost, and I cook up a storm. Yummy!

Ahhh the good ole days...I used to work at a cheese plant years ago. I got ALL my butter free and some of my cheese too. Ours was a small plant and we went thru 1.6 million pounds of milk per week and we worked just 4 days a week. Shazaaaaaam. B)
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You know your a fat kid if you can give 10 reasons right off the top of your head as to why chocolate is better than sex..

You know if your a fat kid when those voices in your head tell you to hit the gym...then you shut them up with the chocolate..

You know your a skinny kid when you have to run around in the shower for 10 minutes just to get wet...

You know your a skinny kid when you have to ask for a size smaller than a 0...

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see now the fat kid in me says that I must move in and be your Offical Taste tester! mmmmmm Cheese......

I'm a Duff kind of a girl myself! I wanna be his friend just to eat cake. LOL

OMG! I love Duff! He is my favorite!

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you know your a fat kid when you eat icecream out of the container with a fork because you are to lazy to wash a bowl and a spoon .... don't judge me ... lol :D

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you know your a fat kid when you eat icecream out of the container with a fork because you are to lazy to wash a bowl and a spoon .... don't judge me ... lol :D

OMG LOL I LOVE IT!!!!!

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