Jump to content
Official Community Forums Home

Subject How To Call The Police


Beavis

Recommended Posts

  • Members

A homeowner in Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

The man opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "Are any of those people in your house" and he said "no".

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. He said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again

"Hello I just called you few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all".

Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to the man: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

He said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

teehee.... knowing my town, that would actually work rather well! xD

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...
  • Members

That's one way to get the police there.

One night I received a call of a robbery in progress at a liquor stores. I responded "red lights and siren" into the area.

When I contacted the store clerk he told me there was no robbery just a drunk passed out in the rear parking lot. He knew we would get there faster if he said he had been robbed. I gave him reasons why he should not do that again, one being he would be arrested. I then went on to the next call of the night. :angry:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Terms of Use & Privacy Policy