Members ladylove Posted October 20, 2008 Members Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 ALL YOU COMPUTER PEOPLE....ENJOY!!!!!**INSTALLING A HUSBAND **Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slow down in overall system performance, particularlyin the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlesslyunder Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and theninstalled undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashesthe system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix theseproblems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed, DesperateDEAR DESPERATE,First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should thenautomatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that willdownload the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventuallyseize control of all your system resources.)In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory and performance. Werecommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.Good Luck !Tech Support Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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