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Cavelady854

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A man brings home a woman. He takes off his shirt, and flexes his arms for her.

See each of these arms? Fifty pounds of pure dynamite. Hua! He grunts.

Then he takes off his pants. See each of these legs? Seventy five pounds of pure dynamite.

Then he takes off his underwear. The woman runs out of the room.

Hey! Come back. Why did you run out of the room like that?

With that much dynamite and that short a fuse, I thought I should get out of here!

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