Members Cavelady854 Posted November 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 A guy sits down at the bar, with a huff. He says, "I am really pissed!"The bartender says, "What happened? Tell me it's my job to listen.""I was at my girlfriend's house and her husband came home.""No wonder you are upset!" "No that isn't even the half of it! She makes me jump out the window, and I hang onto the sill by my fingertips.""No wonder you are upset!" "No that isn't even the half of it! The husband comes in and says, 'Hey you are already naked, let's fuck.' So, I have to listen to them screw.""No wonder you are upset!" "No that isn't even the half of it! Then he throws out the used condom, and it lands on my forehead!""No wonder you are upset!" "No that isn't even the half of it! Then he takes a piss out the window! It goes all over my shoulders!""No wonder you are upset!" "No that isn't even the worst part! The real reason why I am so pissed off is after all this happens to me, I look down and my feet are six inches off the ground!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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