Members Cavelady854 Posted November 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 A man is making love with his girlfriend, and her husband comes home. In a panic, she tells him to jump out the window. "But it's raining!" he complains."I don't care! He will kill up both! Just go!"So he jumps out the window.He starts running, and eventually joins this marathon that is going by.He gets a little attention from the other runners, so they ask him, "Do you always run naked?""Yes," he replies, thinking quickly, "it makes me feel free and inhibited.""Do you always run with your clothes under your arm?""Yes, that way when I am done running, I can just get into my car and go home.""Do you always run with a condom on?""Only when it is raining." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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