Members pappyld04 Posted November 23, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.""Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mystofpric Posted November 24, 2008 Members Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Whata fertile fertile couple! I am never going to be able to eat spaghetti without thinking of taht again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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