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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy

One cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My

Hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them

Between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The

Daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the

Daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, 'My hands

Are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my

Legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.' He did and

Warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again

In the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.'

The girl replied 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my

Body will warm it up.' He did and warmed his nose.

The next

Day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he

Said, 'My penis is frozen solid.'

The following day the

Daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she

Says to her mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Slightly concerned the mother said, 'Why, yes. Why do you

Ask?' The daughter replies, They make one hell of a mess

When they defrost, don't they?

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