Members ladylove Posted December 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Best Menopause/PMS Question EverQ: How many women with MENOPAUSE/PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbsdespite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle , actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FRO M THE PILES OF GARBAGE THATARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ManofHerdreams Posted December 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Someone has been peeking in my house!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members synirr Posted December 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 My mom was exactly like that. Seriously. Good God, I don't know how we all survived!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted December 12, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 My mom was exactly like that. Seriously. Good God, I don't know how we all survived!! .....And others will survive you one day too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted December 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 .....And others will survive you one day too .Try living with a woman who has depression issues and Menopause symptoms too. Some days I wonder if either of us will survive it?????????????It's challenging to say the least........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted December 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 That's hilarious!!!...someone hand that woman a chill pill and vibrator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tkla Posted December 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 LOLOLOL Oh man, I'm sure I sound like that sometimes! My hubby and I have lived in this house for 2 1/2 years, and he called me at work the other day to ask where the toilet brush was.....the same place I put it when we moved in!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted December 12, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 LOLOLOL Oh man, I'm sure I sound like that sometimes! My hubby and I have lived in this house for 2 1/2 years, and he called me at work the other day to ask where the toilet brush was.....the same place I put it when we moved in!!!!Gotta love men!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManofHerdreams Posted December 12, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Gotta love men!!!!! In my defense my wife reagganges stuff a lot. Where something is today doesn't mean it will still be in that same place next week and maybe even tomorrow Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cybele Posted December 13, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 LOLOLOL Oh man, I'm sure I sound like that sometimes! My hubby and I have lived in this house for 2 1/2 years, and he called me at work the other day to ask where the toilet brush was.....the same place I put it when we moved in!!!!I'm not sure what comedian it was who was telling the story - maybe Rita Rudner? But in a similar story, she replied, "Do they actually think that ovaries are homing devices?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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