Tyger Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 A fart it is a pleasant thing,It gives the belly ease,It warms the bed in winter,And suffocates the fleas.A fart can be quiet,A fart can be loud,Some leave a powerful,Poisonous cloud.A fart can be short,Or a fart can be long,Some farts have been knownTo sound like a song.A fart can createA most curious medley,A fart can be harmless,Or silent, and deadly.A fart might not smell,While others are vile,A fart may pass quickly,Or linger a while.A fart can occurIn a number of places,And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.From wide-open prairie,To small elevators,A fart will find all ofUs sooner or later.But farts are all bad,Is simply not true-We must never forgetSweet old farts like you!Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neuroticax Posted December 17, 2008 Members Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 lmao ! I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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